Never Underestimate The Power of Women (hmmm... seems like a goo

ITs not my own made up joke... its from the internet....

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

hehehe, good one Trincy, that bought a smile on my face :) .... wait, I was smiling anyway... but its a good joke :D

hehe...

hehehe!! that's so funny...thanx for posting!!!

You're dumb, evil bunny.

I've seen that so many fucking times it is no longer funny.

You just changed the words up a bit so noone gets you for plagiarizing.

How lame.

bunni,sorrry already heard that one. but yeah,women kick ass!

haha