I Like To Prove People Wrong...

At the expense of me coming off as a total whacko with a mental problem that no one has ever heard of, nor can fix... I'm going to tell the random stories of me. (Because I'm bored...Muwahaha and you have to read it!!! - yanno, unless you don't want to lol)

1. I have a Huge phobia of needles, and I think any hole in your body that's not natural, just isn't necissary. Of course some people do look fabulous with body peircings, and power to you - but I shake in my non existant boots everytime I think about it. And what did I do... I got my ears pierced. Why? Because My mom said I wouldn't do it, and couldn't do it.
Alright, so it's the first time in a long time my mom's been really considerate, and she offered to get me earings for my birthday (which is also non existant so don't worry about it- I'm staying 16 forever :P). I said, 'Uhh...Nah, that's alright. I think I'm good with a hug mom. Yay happy birthday to me!' and she said... 'Oh you're such a baby. I knew you wouldn't do it'.. *thinks to self* Oh yeah mom, you think I'm a woose! Well I am. But that doesn't mean that I can't do anything I set my mind to... So I sit in the chair, and I look at the lady who's gonna pierce my ear, and I say: "I'm sorry if I wine alot, but I hate needles, and I know you're gonna stab me.*winces eyes*'' and she laughs and says" Oh, it's alright hun, I'm not gonna stab you. *pulls out gun* I'm going to shoot you:)"

I'm so glad I got such a sweet person to do my ears, talk about calming me down some.... Is She Crazy?! lol.

Alright, well if you're still reading, there's still another story to go, it should be shorter though being that it's pretty straight forward.
My mom is leaving with her boyfriend for the week (which is definately a good thing) but unfortunately, she forgot that I eat. So I had to walk into town the other day to go grocery shopping. And town is a fifteen minute drive away, so the walk was...long. *breathes*. My brother said before I left "You're not gonna make it, you're gonna stop by some strangers house and ask for a ride, or hitchhike! You're too lazy to walk all that way you fatty!(he calls everyone fatty, it's nothing personal)".. But I did. And I walked back just to prove him wrong that much more... Well I can honestly say, that as amazed as I am with myself, I'm also amazed at how stupid I am. 30km worth of walking in one day, coming back home with groceries was too brutal for my own good. Not to mention wearing all black in a hot sun. Oh yeah, steph, you ARE good!

Oh hey! You're still reading, well you sweetheart you. What's you up to other than readin' this silly rambling? come on, don't by shy, share your life story... Oh wait, no, shuddup because I have more to say.
---Note: the above wasn't meant offensively, just for humerous purposes - sorry if you forgot to laugh, I just have a weird sense of humour :)---

So, my friends offer me a dollar. One dollar to drink a concoction. -and in the end I had to chew part of this concoction anyway *shudder*. This concoction (sp?) has more ingredients in it than my refridgerator. It consists of: orange juice,apple juice, sour cream,salsa,crackers, (chewed-which I didn't know about) carrot,milk and a single chocolate chip... If it had the effects of beer if wouldn't be half bad, but unfortunately it doesn't and I will remember that in the morning. ---Nother note: I didn't do this for the dollar. I did this because a different friend of mine said I wouldn't, couldn't, and shouldn't go through with it.

Well alright. Now that you know I'm not completely sane, feel free to share your own stories :), even if they aren't funny.

Now let this be a lesson to you: Stefhy can, and will do anything she sets her mind to. (Which is almost unfortunate for Stefhy.)
-Stefhy

Ok you are CRAZY! I love it .. how are you??

As of right now. I'm sick. :( ---Gee I wonder why--- I've been upchucking cookies since 2:30 this morning... It's not 10:00 this morning... When will it end?

I hate to sound like a really big winer, but that's just what I am sometimes..And right now, I'm falling apart because I'm so old! Wahhhhh! lol.

you?

Sounds like fun hehe. I don't think I've ever done anything quite as crazy as that - but I have drunk funny mixtures because people told me to lol. Fairy washing up liquid for example. My friend asked me what I wanted to drink at her party, I didn't really want a drink so decided to be annoying and ask for washing up liquid - she returened not a minute later with a tiny slpodge of the green gooey stuff in the bottom of a paper cup -_-. I drunk a little, then was nearly sick so washed it down with a coca-cola, lemonade, tomato ketchup and some random cupboard rubbish micture :S. Fun party!

I am fuh-ducking great thanks :) . Just had the preview performance of my drama exam. I rocked :P Ooh yeah eating that many cookies is NEVER good!

Lol, mad but I love it! Okay here's my randomness story:
This morning I had double art, and I have felt really happy recently for the first time in like ages (sounds stupid I know), so I've been pretty damn hyper. We were supposed to be making
'interesting things with clay', but I'm no artist... I ended up squishing someone's 'work of art' with a rolling pin and for revenge they did the same to mine...
Anyway to cut a long story short I made myself some clay jewellery, but forgot about the 'ring' on my thumb and sat down and shoved my thumb in my mouth (bad habit I have of sort of eating my thumb), and I got a mouthful of clay...
Lol I had to ask the teacher if I could go to the loo - but really to wash the clay out - without moving my lips so he couldn't see my moutful of gritty clay... Lol it was soooo funny he couldn't understand a word I was saying so in the end I just ran out... tee hee...

- Polly xx

Nice, you are mad funny! I love your randomness stories. Post more soon! LOL.

Oh jeez Polly, how'd it taste? LOL!

Hey, I doubt you would send me one million dollars...

**Writes down list of what would be bought with 1 million dollars**

Oh, && By the way, don't worry, I drank a tunafish milkshake before.

Breat+May+Tuna Fish=Gritty texture stuck in teeth that crawls down your throat, cold, and slimy.

Have a nice dinner.

Hehe, I try to have as much fun as possible at all times. I'm not exactly a dare devil for things that are life threatening, but I'll do anything even if they're gross. Thanks for the stories! I love reading stories like these, no matter who it happens to it just doesn't get old to hear about stupid tactics haha. Way to go us! :P

More random stories huh? Well, I spose I can fill you in on today. Well first of all, to understand the story you need the beginning detail:
Me and a few friends have been holding a fundraiser type thing for blood cancer research called Pennies For Patience. Basically we have boxes all over the place for people's extra change (thus the name 'pennies...') and we use All the extra time we have going around and supporting the fundraising, trying to get more people to notice it, and counting so many endless pennies!!! (It ended today and we made 416 dollars -canadian- in only two weeks, and for a small town with a school of about 300 that's really good!) Anyway...

We're walkin' downtown, and we've got the boxes of change packed in bags, and are holding the heavy little creeps lol. Well it was kind of a boring walk, and we see this lady hiking up the hill (my friend knew her but I didn't) and my friend says she's cool... and dares me to randomly go up and say Hi, in a really suspicoius way, and tell her that I robbed the rainbow of gold (which was actually copper pennies)... This is our conversation:

Me: 'They're comin' to get me!'
her: *laughs* 'who?'
Me: ' The leprachauns'
her:'what?'
Me: 'I stoled their gold!'
her:................. 'Leone! (my friends name)... what's wrong with your friend?'

lol and then she just laughed and I got to meet her. Apperantly she really was cool. Note: if this were a stranger, I don't know if I really would've done it. Maybe if it was for a purpose I might have- but just to be an annoying teen isn't exactly the best purpose I'd ever heard of, so I don't recommend this to anyone lol.
But if you are the kind of crazy person that does these things, I've always wanted to try something but never have... So if anyone feels like being random and doesn't care just how stupid they look (again I don't recommend it).. Maybe you could try this two second annoyance to a stranger -hehehe -:

You stop by them, and tell them to wait. Just stand there for a second looking at their face and right into their eyes. (if you have enough guts, put your hand on their face and move their head around a bit to 'take a look' closer at them).. Then stop, and slowly say,
"Isn't it weird...How we're both. Humans!'
and then smile politely, because remember, good edicate with everything is important, and manners will always get you far.

Anywho, I hope everyone here gets a chance to enjoy life once in a while to and come outta their shell a bit. I didn't start doing this till recently, and it's almost always worth it. lol. Take care, and keep the stories coming! :) -Stefhy

Oh and btw... Tuna shake huh? Poor fishie lol jk. And I thought goldfish crackers were the weirdest things I'd hear about having to do with fish. haha. Nice job ;)

LMAO! Wow! You are great!
UGH. Tuna shake...mmm.

Well, I have a story, not as funny as yours though. But I'll try...=)

Well, me and my friend, Tanya were walking through Wal--Mart, and you know those funny little chain letters you get about those 15 things to try at Wal-Mart, well, we did some. I asked to put M&M's on layaway, and they actually would've let me!

Then we set all the alarms off at one minute intervals.

And well, there was a really cute guy working the video game area, and I dared my friend to stalk him. Well she did. She stared at him for at least 15 minutes until he had tohe courage to ask her if she wanted some help. She said this "Yes, I do need help. I need to to help me call cupid and tell him Tanya wants her heart back. *sigh*" Well, at this point, he was a bit...scared. And he began walking away, and she, of course, followed. He then asked her, "What do you want, miss?" She then linked arms and shouted, "I WANT TO BVE WITH YOU FOREVER NEW BOYFRIEND!!!" He of course was freaked out and began to run away. She chased after him. He went throught the doors and she pressed her whole body against the door (and it was see-through) and her face was all over the door making kissing faces. (I felt sorry for the poor boy, I really did.)

Ah well. There's my story of the day. =)

Lol Lollipop, that's soo funny!!

Story time

I randomly say the word yellow, ocasoinally pink or some other color, although I almost never say them while talking to some one, it's usually well I can't think. So one day I'm talking to my friend about some thing, so it goes, " blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah... uh-yellow, blah blah blah-" and my friend cuts me off "Wait, yellow?" Me:" Yes, yellow." and then I just continue talking about what we were talking about before.

One night I was half asleep, and my brothers room is joined to mine by the only door in my room, so he can hear nearly anything from my room that's above a whisper. I some how decide to do some thing random, so I say "No! I won't do that!" And my brother hears me, and is a bit confused and asks what I won't do. My reply is "Oh, that wasn't you?" I was deffently improvising at this point. He says it wasn't him, and asks what I wouldn't do. I pritty tired and want to go to sleep despite starting this so I say "Kill some one." and my brother starts freaking out "Kill who? Who do they want you to kill!" And I break out laughing, stop laughing and say "I don't know, I forgot." He ends up bringing this up the next day, and then later on, and I think he'll bring it up again... He wount believe that I wasn't told to kill anyone, I bet he's semi-convinced I'm out to kill him because the voices in my head told me to...

...Me... who's crazy now?

Okay,

I started off september last year thinking "I am gonna get through the next 2 years of college", easy, I thught.
Then as the time got on I made loads of friends, had a laugh and became more confident, I started changing the way I thought, the way i acted and everything about me came more meaningful.
I didnt talk to my best mate as much, she went back to work, i was at college, we were both so busy.
The more confident i got, the more i thought about what i really wanted to do with my life, I found the work at college boring and pointless but stuck to it because i didnt want to let friends and family down.
Then i realised I was the most important person, i should do what makes me happy, so i quit college.
I would never have done that last year though, i'd be too dissapointed in myself.

(Just wanted to prove a point, we are the most important people, ourselves, but we shouldnt be too selfish, a little selfishness never hurts anyone though)

I have never had any luck with guys. They are silly and immature (no offence to any males here), but all the ones i have met semeed a little silly. Antony, (my ex) was kind, caring and cute, we dated, we went out, we got intimate, then i realised he wasnt the one for me, it got boring being with him, he knew so much about me and i knew so much about him we didnt know what to talk about.
He thought my outlook and views on life were rubbish, he became so immature.
I broke up with him, and regret it even now (2 years later), because i didnt stick up for myself, because he was a nice guy underneath.

(Basically, there's more to a relationshio than what you talk about)

I was born 3 months premature, weighing 2 pound 5 oz, and i was tiny. I had to stay in an incubator to help me breath for 2 months, I was going to be adopted so this was stressing for my real parents because they couldnt leave me until i was well enough to leave the hospital.
I had so many near death experiences in the first few months of my life, i am really lucky to be here.
But maybe if i wasnt born early, and maybe if i was a healthy baby, i may have grew up differently.

( I always wonder about all the different possibilities)

Haha, Lollipop, I often do things at walmart. Me & My Brother often kung-fu in stores like that.

LOL! At least I know I'm not the only one!
*Does happy dance*

Lol, Purple. Do I know you from somewhere?? Were you the person in the padded room next to mine?? Haha, nice job! I love scaring siblings like that. Not only do you scar them for life, but you get to watch as they freak out for years on end because they think you Really DO have psychological issues. :P

Love the story, you rock!

To Tara-Kay:

I just wanted to say that, I believe that if you had been born under any other circumstances, lots of things would be different now. Not only you, but your family, and your family's changes would affect their friends; the friends would affect their friends and family... Dominoe affect like never before. I think if you change one tiny little detail about someone's past, it will change alot of the future. Not many people will agree with me here, but of the people who do, we rock :P lol. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm glad to see you are who you are, and that through everything you still held (and hold) hope and strength...Thus, you rock most ;).

Me and some friends got kicked out of a Wal-Mart mid-Basketball tournament.

lol cool...

i put a mixture of ice cream, milk, melted butter, and God knows what in my hair... because i was bored! and then it dried up... lmao...