dose anyone have ay ur mama jokes

Well that figures.

yo mamas so fat that she got cingular tatooed on her stomach cuz she got roll over minutes
that one sucks

"....so fat that she jumped for joy and got stuck."

There's tons, they're getting kind of old.

"ur mama smells so bad a skunk sprayed her and no one could tell the differnce"

Yo mama so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.

Yo mama so poor, that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

they're kinda old, but they're still yo mama jokes =)

Here's the final fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she's needs not a tic nor a tac, but the entire pack

I don't mean to be mean, but your mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole entire bottle..

Some might have heard this one^-^

Yo momma is so fat, when I saw her on channel 3, i flipped it to channel 25 and her butt was still sticking out.

Yo momma so fat, she had a dream about eatin marshmallows and when she woke up her pillows were gone.

and some more

Yo' momma so fat I've known her all my life and have never seen her face.

Yo' momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo' momma so old she new Mr.Clean when he had hair.

Yo' momma so stupid, when her husband said you were finally getting a color T.V she said, "What color?"

Yo' momma so stupid, she saw a can of apple juice that said concentrate...so she did.

Yo' momma so stupid she tried to play hockey and tripped over the blue line.

Yo' momma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo' momma so stupid she ran into a parked car.

Yo' momma so ugly the only difference between her and a bucket of poo..is the bucket.

Yo' momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it flashed one at a time please.

Yo' momma so stupid she asked for a refund on her donut because it had a hole in it.

haha ditto i love these too. heres some

yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach, all the whales washed up on the shore and started singing "we are family!!!"

yo momma so stupid that she locked herself in a grocery store and starved herself to death

yo momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

yo momma so stupid, she thought taco belle was a telephone company

yo mamma so stupid that when she was driving to disneyland, she saw a sign that said "disneyland left" and turned around and went home

lol good stuff

ur mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

more of a come back to ur mama joke

Let's keep my mama out of this and i'll keep this out of your mama...

lol
Emma

ur moma is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look hot.

i know that sucked but oh well

Why are all the jokes like you are "from the ghetto"? Hmh.