'Blondest' moment...Ever... :|

Alright, so when your friend writes 'ghost' on a piece of paper for his story... You wouldn't say a thing would you???

Yeah, well I'm nothing like you then am I... I read it, or atleast tried to, and I got so confused... "G...G- host... What the hell is a G - Host?...*awkward silence as I mutter 'jee - host' under my breath'... Seriously, what's a G-host?"

And now I've been demoted back down to English 6. lol jk - but I really should be. I feel so stupid. My Gawd!

Anyone else got any blonde moments? Perhaps you can make me feel better about myself! lol jk (sort of :P) -Stefhy

Lol..

I was at my dads work one day. And it was raining. And I came outside to have a smoke with everyone, And I'm "Did you all know its raining" They all just looked at me like I was some weird freak. And then this other time at my dads work. These guys were outside laughing about something. So I went out there. And I just laughing my ass off, And then I was like.. "So, Guys, What're we laughing about" Eh it was stupid, But I've done alot of stupid things, Worse then what I just said lol I'm a natural dumb blonde lol

`taleee

HAHA !

Exboyfriend and me were looking at a bio book, (WITH ANIMALS) and we turned to a page with giraffes. Then we turn a page w/ kangaroos on it and he (jokingly says) "HEY! Look ! It's a brown giraffe!" We laugh, and turn the and we see some cheetahs.
Me: (desperately trying to funny) LOOK ! It's a giraffe on four legs !

=| I have my smart moments too ! =)

orange daisy

lol once in history class i was slacking off and not doing my work and the teacher comes up to me and say "can u tell the calls about christopher colubus?" and i was all 'sure i know colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1942, i know my geography!' than everyone started to laugh and i sereously didnt know why. than my friend leans over and explans to me and i felt so dumb!lol i realy thought it was that year to..its 1492 not 1942.. i was so confused lol

†MJ†

My worst blonde moment was a couple of years ago.
this kid stole my son's bike ( we had had 13 bikes stolen then and I was getting kind of tired of it) So, here I am... in my housecoat... with this green beauty mask all over my face..I jump in my van and chase the kid down, my oldest son went with me and I stopped the van and we both got out running after this kid...oops! I forgot to put the van in park.. I turned around just in time to see my van crash into a guys jeep...So I end up in the police station..robe, mask & all..lmao..how embarrassing. the police still haven't let me live that one down...

Lol.. ^^ Thats funny..

I've had heaps of blonde moments.. I remember this one time it was my birthday, and I had to go to school. And I've walked into class, and the teacher and everyone were like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" And I was just like.. err.. who's birthday is it? And everyone just laughed, Then I realised it was my birthday.. Lol.. I'm stupid =p

Another blonde moment that I had.. When I used to do dancing, This really hot guy came up to me.. Cause it was at this place where they were organising things for this concert, They have bands come and stuff like that.. Anywho.. He was like "Hey, Do you wanna dance for me" And I was like.. Err.. I think i'm a bit too young for you. And he just looked at me like Wat the.. And then he said nooo for the concert thing.. Do you wanna do you routine infront of thousands of people. Lol.. It was embarressing.. But I did it.

`taleee xx

Well, I had gotten a job at my father's resturant, and I was so used to people ordering steak, that when this guy asked me out on a date, I sat there and asked him "How would you like that cooked? Medium, or medium well." Oh, jeez I felt dumb, but we went out on a date so it was cool. =]

hehe, ^^ that one is sweet.

As for emberassing yourself infront of good looking opposite sexes... I've got plenty. *rolls eyes* My worst however, had to be when my long term crush of, Oh I dunno, a million and a half years, comes up and talks to me about his next C.D. he's making and invites me to sing with him... The first thing I say, would of course be:

"Hiya...yeah..I...thank..shanksh... I... well I umm.. I fall alot"

What in god's green earth does that have to do with anything??? I'm not sure, but oh well... The past is done....

lol, my most recent blonde moment happened like last week.

I was on the computer and my mate rang me on my mobile. Halfway through the convo, I suddenly shout "Oh my god!! I've lost my mobile!!!" Whilst talking to her, I frantically shoved everything off my desk, only to realise that I was using it....ooops? Yup...I felt reeaaallly stupid.

well I have had many blonde moments but I dont wanna write them on here ! :P

Lmao Riffy! I love/hate moments like that. They're so emberassing when they happen to you - but so very funny when happening to someone else :P. Hehehehe

^^ that phone one is funny. i've done some stuff like that too...back in 8th grade it was cool to wear pencils through our ponytails like chopsticks, so i did that with my two pencils. it came time for our math test, but i couldn't find a pencil anywhere and i was SO sure my friend had taken it, so i kept poking her and asking for it back until our teacher came over to ask what the problem was. when i told him my friend had taken my pencil he just looked at me for like a minute and asked if the pencils in my hair had punctured my brain or something....i was soooo embarrased

I wish I was blonde..........

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I get called blondie a lot too!! Well I have 2 stories to tell!!

1) I am in the Improv Club at my school ( Like the show Whos Line is it Anyway) and the coach likes to give nicknames to his students and he was telling me about this FOOTBALL player that used to play for the Chicago Bears whos name sounded like mine so my nickname became Dennis (yeah weird) and I went," Oh Yayy I love BASEBALL!"... the Bears are a FOOTBALL team!!

2) Then I went on a missons trip with my youth group and the boys were riding in the van behind us and They were holding up signs in the windshield and we couldn't read them and when we stopped for lunch I asked my friend (hott) Christian what the signs said and he said," Find a Sonic and stop we made more too!" And I said," Well how many Sonics do y'all want us to find?" He just looked at me like OMG! and walked away!! Then when my friend finally stopped laughing at me she said that he meant more signs that meant different things!! I felt so stupid!!

all my friends swear im the dippiest person ever since i forgot to breathe. its an easy mistake i swear!!!!
(it happened again but i thought it'd be better not the let them know about the second time if i still havent lived down the first)

iv'e got a blonde moment but it's not exactly me if ya no wat i mean....anyway this girl at my school sed that she thought that chocolate milkshake came from brown cows!

and then my brother and his mates turned round n sed 2 her if u jump off a cliff whilst wearin a skirt the force of the wind wud balloon ur skirt up n push u bk 2 da top which of course she went home n asked her mom bout........lol

Rofl...

Ehm.. I have alot of them..

BUT I think my biggest one was when my friend and I were talking on MSN and she goes.. "Dear.. I shall Brb.." and I was sick and had apretty high tempature, and I got the Convo's mixed up and started typing to some girl whom used to be my friend and her and I don't get along..and I typed.. "Hurry your stupid looking self back so I can get some sleep, you monkey.." and the girl was like.. "Exscuse me..?" I was like.. "OH DON'T You play dumb! I love you Like a A Monkey Loves his Bananas.." Well lets just say about five seconds later I noticed it wasn't my friend and showed her the convo, and I blocked the other girl..Man did I feel rather stupid. D=

walking in giants...turn my head around to talk to someone..look foward as sono as i do that run nto the thing that weighs the fruit!!1 ahah im a blond...or when i tought we only had two ribs...i have many many more more more

All most every day for me is a blond moment. I have a few min when I'm a little smart. And trust me, you dont want to be blond.

me and my bro told my sister claire that a scrotum was the nerve ending in the back of your eye...and she believed us...OMFG...roflmao

i have lots of blonde moments, even though ive since dyed my hair brown, they are too embarrassing to tell though...

Ive had so many. One time i was in language and we were writing something down and i asked how to spell I and when you looked at my paper it was spelled eiyle. everyone laughed so hard. then one time my american history teacher said something like we bought or something like that about how we got some state or something and i asked how much we paid for the state. he still brings up that story to his other classes!

Tiffany

lol, this is a good one...one day, we were locked out of the boarding house, but the teacher lounge was opened and i was like, hey guys, lets go watch tv....and everyone looked at me weirdly until one of them informed me that the "TV" was actually a MICROWAVE....doh (but i am a NATURAL blonde, so i do have an excuse for sometimes being...less that intelligent :S)

One time... i fell UP the stairs... today i got walked by my dog... then i lost my pencil... it was in my hand... then i couldnt find my cell fone, so i called it... FROM MY CELL FONE.

yep ive got a v v v blonde moment... its normal for me now to have blonde moments every day lol they make myself n ppl laugh around me hahahaha
ive ahd so many i cant remember them all tho!

ok there is two im never ever gonna forget
oko first one was i had only bn driving 2 weeks n i decided to go shopping on my own well i parked me car n i didnt park it v well at all but thought nah ill be ok!
got bk to me car n i got it totally stuck while trying to reverse it out of parking space i felt a right divy i did so i saw this young lad walking towards me so i got out striaghtened my hair n gave a cute smile n asked him to get my car out for me lol n he did n i got his number at end of it hehehehe v v v v v blonde moment n i aint ever gonna live it down!!

ok the second one is tht few months ago been out shopping with my mate n we got bk to hers n i had brought this lil thing to put in my window of me car... i umdone my car door put all my bags n hand bag n car keys mobile phone everythign on the passnger seat put this thing in my window carried on chatting to my mate got out the car n locked my door n shut it! omg i then realised i had locked everything in my car oooppssss lol hahahahahaha

v blonde aye even tho im a brunette haha

blonde moments is my middle name dude seriously!

At youth group some lady walked by me and was like "excuse me Chelsey" and I for one hate it when people know my name and I dont know them...so I was staring at her like how do I know her? She looked knew and really unfamiliar..and it was driving me crazy..so when youth group is over..I said to myself again "how do I know her?" "how does she know my name?" then looked down...I'm wearing a name tag LMAO! wow!!

My mom bought a new dryer. I know how to work dryers and all, but I still didn't see this one comming:

I was addign the cloths and had to empty the lint try, so I opened it up. I kept trying to clean it, but this lint just wouldn't come out! I started to panic and call my mom...
She turned the tray over and emptyed it for me.

i have blonde moments like 4 times a day!!!!!! if i hear someone say something to someone eles and i don't quite catch it, it just screws up in my mind and comes out all weird and stuff!!!! like one time this girl was talking o my science teacher and said that she had a song in her head, and me and my blonde self thought she said she had sauce in her head, and unfortunatly i said it out loud and everyone laughed at me...(my science teacher thought i was really dingy, so does my dad)

and then one time i was making brownies and like you know how when the brownies are done you have to stick a toothpick in the brownies to see if the inside was dome to....yeah well i thought i had to stick it in the brownie while it was cooking and wait for it to pop out and thats when it was done...lol my mom just died laughing....and it turned out that when we cut the brownies it looked like it threw up cuz it wasn't done!!!!!! i'm definatly not the cook in my family!!!!!

o0o and then one time itold my brother that my hair was leggy!!!!! lol i think my brain is messed up or something!!!! lol

lol...when me my dad and my best friend were all sittin in the living room watchin movies... and spiderman the movie came on...i was like o is this spiderman and my dad was like NoOo..in a smart a$$ voice.. and i was like o...and than i started seein webs across the screen and it said spiderman across the tv.. and than i was like "this is to spiderman" in a sarcastic voice...lol...they could not stop laughin...i still hear about it to this day... it might not seem that funny..but you really had to be there....lol

SO my cousin, my sister,and i was have dinner in Seaworld. It was my Cousin birthday so the waiter offer to tell everyone it her birthday. So the waiter said "on the count of three scream happy birthday. 1.................. 2...............'my sister scream Happy Birthday'" THe waiter was like" ON THREE" then my sister answer" sorry i'm drunk"

hehe =D

I was on the phone with a friend, and I asked him what his plans were for the rest of the day. He said like : I'm going to make a journey around the world! And I was like : Oh, where are you going?
that was STUPID!!!!

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My biggest blonde moment...recently, ok, I was watching tv and there was commercials on and there was one for Honey nut Cheerios. And I sat there and watched it, and when it was almost over, I came to this sudden realization, so I ran out of my room into my mom's, and I was all excited and I said "Oh my god, did you know Honey-nut cheerios is cheerios with honey on them?"
yeah.. *walks away in shame, but can't remember what she's ashamed of*

An absolute belter from my Mum, today:

"I'm sure 2 litre bottles are getting smaller."

What she meant to say was "I think they've changed the shape of this drunk bottle." I hope. :-)