Story line (repost)

Ok here I would like you to write a poem from a nursery rhyme or something like; Cinderella, Pinochio, Dumbo.
Get it?
okey doke.
Now you can write only one poem.
I would like you to either rip it off and make it funny, or you can just do whatever comes to mind.
Be creative!

!*RULES*!

1~ Own work (duh)
2~ As much Explict and profanity as you'd like I dont mind at all.
3~ One Poem ONLY! lol
4~ Try your best.

*!PRIZES!*

~!1!~ 4 comments and votes, plus a spot in my favs.
~!2!~ 3 comments and votes
~!3!~ 2 comments and votes
~!4!~ 1 comment and 1 vote.

Good Luck and remember HAVE FUN!

thank you
~Emma

Humpty Dumpty

Who the heck pushed him off?
Don't you turn around in scoff.

Mother Goose, where were you last night.
I hear you and him had a fight.

And you miss Goldy, what did you do?
Did you hit him with the bears pot of stew?

Chicken little, how could it be?
You can't even reach higher than its knee.

Well, since we didn't prevent it, we sure can help,
ANd noone try it again, or you'll eat kelp!

King's horses, kings men, where is your glue?
Try, oh try hard, to get him looking new!

(random thoughts)

lmao looks good, i think youll wibn if no one else posts lmao
:)

lmao... ok thinking from little kid movies and things, the rhyme above is funny when you think of Shirley Temple saying that and pointing lmao...