Jokes =]

Hey you guys! I was bored so I thought I'd start a post.
So, what's the funniest joke you know?
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My friend told me this today...and I have NO idea why, but I thought it was hilarious. And very frustrating.

There was this 4 year old boy. His dad came up to him and asked, "what do you want for your birthday, son?" And the boy replied, "I want a tricycle with a basket on the front filled with green golf balls." The dad, surprised, got the boy what he wanted. After a few weeks, the boy wrecked the trike and green golf balls went EVERYWHERE.
When this boy turned 10, his father asked what he wanted for his birthday. The boy replied, "I want a bicycle with a basket on the front filled with green golf balls." The confused dad asks, "Boy, what's up with these green golf balls?" The boy says "I'll tell you later. Promise." So, the dad gets the bike. Well, the boy wrecks the bike somehow and green golf balls go everywhere.
The boy asks for this same gift every year, and every year the dad asks what's up with the green golf balls. And every year, he never gets an answer.
But when this boy 16, his dad asked what he wanted. The boy replied, "I want a car filled with green golf balls." The dad replies "Boy, you HAVE to tell me, what's up with the green golf balls? I mean seriously." The boy says, "I'll tell you later. I promise."
Well...this boy gets into a bad car wreck and is in the hospital. His dad sits by him, and asks the boy if he's okay. "I'm fine, dad. Really." So, the dad says "Can I ask you one thing?" The boy replies "Yeah, dad. Anything." The dad says "What's up with the green golf balls?" The boy laughs. "Oh..well...."
and then, the boy dies.

It's long, but when my friend was telling me I was getting so excited and I wanted to know what was up with those golf balls!!! UGH! I just had to share...
XD

That one joke wasn't funny with the green golf balls =[

it's funnier when it's told in person.
'cause you get all excited and the person telling the joke thinks it's funny, cause they know the end.

You're probably right. lol think it's more frustrating though.

Omg!! I do not like that joke! LoL.. I was like flipping out cause I wanted to know what was up with the golf balls! I'm definitely going to have to tell my friend that.

omg!!!! i wanna know what was up with th golf balls!!AHHHHHHHH!!!

its driving me crazy!! lmao i wanna know!!!

heheh im so telling some of my friends that one!!

OMG ur teeth r so yellow,
i cant believe it's not butter

haha.
you should've seen me when my friend told me that joke during class. at the end, i was pratically screaming 'cause i wanted to know about the golf balls =[

oh wow, i'm gonna have to tell my friend that one.
payback lol.