Ways to Annoy People

Write ways to annoy people:

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Have Fun!

Ha! Pushing buttons on toys is fun!

-when someone is talking to you, Constantly say 'Huh?' 'What' 'Huh' I do it all the time, And they'll keep repeating what they say, And then they realise im just being stupid. Ha.

`taleee xx

Whenever you hear they radio, scream "Its that voice again!"

Pack your bags, walk out the door and say youre going on a journey to find yourself. Come back in ten minutes and say you were easy to find.

And the calssic: push buttons! Haha lol

I got a good one when someone says they need help with something always say WHY?? its hilarous and my dad hates it ppl do that to him at work you should try it

haha i love the why question, it always work.

Everytime someone says something, repeat it in question form. For example.

Person 1: "I'm going to the cinema tonight."
Person 2: "You're going to the cinema tonight?"
Person 1: "Yeah, do you want to come?"
Person 2: "Do I want to come?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Yeah?"

*Turn on your mp3, iPod, whatever it is, and sing all the songs you're listening to with a really loud and false voice..

*when you're in an elevator : put a box between the doors every time they have to close

*also in an elevator : go stand in a corner with your face to the walls, and whisper : they're coming, they're coming over and over...

Do you like those? :D I have more if you want to! :D

x

Get a bunch of friends, and stand in an open place, or in an elevator, and all stand one way, or all point at something. Garaunteed the next person to enter that elevator will stand in that direction, then all turn around, the person will then turn around etc. As for the pointing, people will stop and look, and you will have many people looking at what you're pointing at. Always makes me laugh :)

go sit somewhere and when people pass, make the sound of a race-car =p

act like you're in pain and slap yourself on the head while saying 'SHUT UP!!! WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!?'

... just be yourself, that's probably annoying enough ; )

randomly walk up to ppl and say
"my imagenary friend thinks you have problems."
and walk away like you didnt even say anything.

i like the why one!! i do that and ppl get do anoyed!

if it just you and another person in an elevator, poke them and pretend its not you.

if ur with friends, call the one whos sitting next to you on their cell and act totally normal, then pretend to notice they are right there

deny everything someone says to you ("hi im jenna." you say, "no you arent!")

in a crowded room full of people you dont know, randomly point and shout, "i told you unicorns were real! LOOK!"

This one is great. When you are about to cross a road and it is deserted, wait until you see a car coming from a distance. Push the button for the traffic light and by the time the car is about to pass you, it would have to stop in order to give way. As you cross the road, smile cheekly at the driver. It always gets them!
Muwahahahaha.

When you are walking down the street with a group of friends, scream like you've seen something horrendous. EVERYONE will look to you. Then keep walking casually and then anothe person within thegroup screams. It is stupid. But it IS funny.

Dress like a bum and sit by a shop with a hat and when people drop a coin in follow them and say 'you dropped something sir!' and dont leave untill they take there money back.

*sit really close to strangers (on benches, anywhere)
*look above a persons eyes when speaking to them
*when on an elevator pretend you can't breathe, freak out and say "must you hog all of the oxygen?"
*just get up and run as fast as you can on a regular day
*walk up to a random stranger and pretend they are your favorite celebrity "oh my god I can't believe its you...."
*if you are close to a pay phone- don't let anyone near it and say "do you have my baby?" really dramatic
... these are just a few, me and my friends are goofballs and we love messing with peoples head

~sing a song and do a dance in an elevator (spread your arms for extra effect)
~when in a conversation, and talking,break your scentence in the middle by making creepy sounds, and then just continue talking, like nothing's happened.
"How are you?"
"I'm fine, thanks, and ... fenhghnvklkhb...how are you?"

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at work if you have to use a speaker or walkie talkie page yourself don't disguise yourself like:

"Brian can you please come to cash"

then reply

"No problem i'll be there in a minute"

"Great thanks"

the guys at work freak about that

announce on the bus that you have a wedgie.

say i wonder what this bus stop tastes like.

When you are in a church or any other place where there is singing and clapping at the same time clap off beat..it will get the next person off and pretty soon quite a few people will be way off..believe me i do this alot :)

JBN

when someone is talking to you don't look them in the eyes. stair at like their shoulder or the brick or a wall that's near by. it annoys me so much when people don't make eye contact when talking.

or when someone is explaining something really simple pretent you don't understand and have them repeat it a lot and have them try to break it down into simpler terms.

~Jacklyn

When i am talkin on the phone,,, and i say bye,,, and the other person says bye,,, then i say only,,, that always anoy my friends... lol they would ask what more do you want,,, and i say only bye, and when they say it,,, i say only :P

when you break up with your ex...go out with her best friend...that always seems to work....hahahahahah not like ive done that or anything! lol

or you could buy an army of midgets and rule the world...im sure the people would be annoyed being ruled over people who are smaller than them

Oh, I have a whoole list of WalMart ones, somewhere. I might have to go on my e-mail files, but I remember a few.

When you hear the person on the overhead announcer, lie in the fetal position screaming"NOT THE VOICES!!!!NOOOO!

Set up camp in the camping section, and tell customers they can join you if they get pillows from the bedding section.

And a classic.... hide in the clothing racks and jump out and say boo.

I just laugh. Or say hi till they answer

When someone is talking to me, and he or she is saying bad stuff about something I like, I usually say : you know, you should really try to stop mumbling this bad, because, I don't hear a word of what you're saying..
and when they keep talking, I just yell : MUMBLERRRR!!!!

**Charly & the chocolate factory, o how he inspires me*

x

sing: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. **then repeat it about 10 times** haha

or:

1st person: My mom won't let me go to the movies
2nd person: why?
1st person: she says we have a lot to do
2nd person: why?
1st person: because i've been out with friends everyday this weeek.
2nd person: why?
1st person: because i like to hang out with friends...
2nd person: why?
1st person: because it's funn...?
2nd person: why??
1st person: just shut up!
2nd person: why?

I love doing that, lol

Go up to someone and start smackin hella hard in there ear with either food or gum in your mouth.. o wow thats def. annoying....

ohohogamygod
I lvoe annoying telemarketers!

Act like the worse case scenario for whatever they're selling.

Credit card, or debt service; be so completely full of debt, with maxed out credit cards, and bookies wanting you dead

Health insurance; either someone who is a total adrenaline junkie and does outrageous stunts that scare most insurance companies away, or be such an invalid you can barely move

Say to a thin woman, "So when's the baby due?"

Throw tiny pebbles at people's heads. Then, when they look at you, and say "What the hell is wrong with you," squirt them in the face with a little water gun and run away screaming the song "Jesus Loves me, This I know."

stand in the middle of a crownd of ppl and just stare up in amazment.......eventually there will be a bunch of ppl staring up with u trying to figure out what ur staring at.....it actually works ive done it lol

haha when i want to annoy people i just sit there and stare at them with a little smile on my face

or

you walk over to someone and pretend you know something about them, just go to them "HOW COULD YOU? im disgusted" and walk away

or

when you want to annoy your teachers just repeat everything they say but louder, for example:

Teacher: Everyone get out your books
You:Get your books out everyone
Teacher:We're learning about Spain today
You:Spain people, we're learning about Spain

then when the teacher tells you to stop just say "but *your friends name here* is sorta deaf in her left ear"

Breaking out into laughter every couple of minutes, it seems to annoy most people, expecailly if you're in the middle of doing some thing decently serous or that involves focus. Eventually they'll ask you what you're laughing at, if you say yourself then they look fed up because they can't stop you from that, and if you say them, well then they get really annoyed because... Well they weren't doing anything funny.

Eat some thing that looks really gross right in front of some one who's really hungry.

Go into the changing room at walmart or wherever and yell out as loud as u can and say "Excuse me!!!!! Hey theres no toilet paper in here!!!!!!!"

Hide in he clothing rack where no one can see u and say in a high pitched voice..."Pick me Pick me!!"

Try to put a pack of gum on lay-a-way

I've done all these and it gits them everytime lol

Go into the changing room at walmart or wherever and yell out as loud as u can and say "Excuse me!!!!! Hey theres no toilet paper in here!!!!!!!"

Hide in the clothing rack where no one can see u and say in a high pitched voice..."Pick me Pick me!!"

Try to put a pack of gum on lay-a-way

I've done all these and it gits them everytime lol

Go into the changing room at walmart or wherever and yell out as loud as u can and say "Excuse me!!!!! Hey theres no toilet paper in here!!!!!!!"

Hide in the clothing rack where no one can see u and say in a high pitched voice..."Pick me Pick me!!"

Try to put a pack of gum on lay-a-way

I've done all these and it gits them everytime lol

oops it wasnt supposed to post that many times lol

I love these... There shall be many annoyed people in my near vacinity!!!!!!
Things I do to annoy poeple...

1. Skip down the road in the middle of the night singing the theme song from barney at the top of your lungs...

2. Whilst in the commons at school, stand on a table and start doing the Macarana(sp?) with a bunch of your friends...

3. Stand on a street corner and to every passer-by scream "THE END IS NEAR REPENT! REEEEEPEEEEENNNNNTTTTTTT!"

*not my best but I'm tired as fork on toast!

when someones doiong something very delicate or annoying at the time..
scream at them

'.....YOURE GONNA STUFF IT UP!'
'OMFG WAT R U DOING'

then run!

always try to get the last word when arguing with a sibling. eeek :]

ways to annoy ppl o i am good at this! wut you can do is just stare at them what ever they do just stare