Excuses not to go to school!

I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world

I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!

I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!

Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
Teacher: "Um, No i wouldn't, not if that person hadn't done it."
Student: " Good, because i didn't do my homework!"

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haha i like the last one!!!