Twinkie Lovers Unite!!

ok... new challenge....

whether or not you like Twinkies...I want to see your best poem about them!

(please no profanity)

Here's mine:
(sing this to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle little star")

Twinkie twinkie in my hand
How I love you unless you’re bland
Squishy scrumptious, tastes so sweet
Such a rich and yummy treat
I love my twinkies yes I do
I love twinkies how about you

Have fun!!

That is an excellent poem, especially given the topic at hand.

OH MY GOODNESS SUNNY WILL LOVE THIS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry "twinkie" in my eyes is a TEENY BOPPER and I don't love teeny boppers so I'll pass...lol

BUT ann marie your twinkie poem is most delicious!! I LOVE IT!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love you Sluvy!!!!!!

I had never had a twinkie
They do not sell them where Im from
My friend Chelsey sent me twinkies
Their journey to me was long
I had never seen a twinkie
Well maybe once on the TV
So i wanted to try this twinkie
See what all the fuss be
I opened up this twinkie
It was golden on the outside
I broke open this twinkie
Realising the creamy stuff inside
Oh I thought...this IS a twinkie
Its merely a sponge filled cake
Over here they call them sponge fingers
Oh dear for goodness sake
So thanks Chelsey for my twinkies
For my finger sponge cake
And for encouraging my boys to eat them
For three days the sugar kept them awake!

Eirisa ;o)

LMAO Eirisa....sorry bought keeping the boys up but they are goooooodddd

Competition with Twinkies

When the twinkies were invented
People bought them everday
Packed them in their childrens lunch
Ate them on their work break

They were golden and so soft
Your tongue fits so nicely inside
Everyone loved licking out the cream
Twinkies just couldn't be denied

But now Twinkies have been pushed back
Not the "hot" item on the shelf
They've been ruled over by Little Debbies
And those stupid cookies made by elfs

But I still eat my twinkies
I eat them by the pair
They may give me a bit of a stomach
But I seriously don't care

Well no one can ever beat THE TWINKIE QUEEN (Sunny) lol but here is mine.

~This Twinkie Is divine~

Unwrap you slowly
And push you out
My oh my this Twinkie
Is divine.
So rich in creamy
In the middle
So soft and squishy
On the outside
Close the windows
And lock the doors
This Twinkie is mine
And mine alone.
Eat it slowly
Devour it right
My oh my
This Twinkie is divine.

All of these poems are making me hungry for twinkies... I haven't had one in about 5 years at least. My mom doesn't buy that stuff :(