pick-up lines

what is the dumbest pickup line u have ever heard??

mine would have to be...

"U know I ahh, really like to hear my new ringtone on this new phone I just bought, so maybe you should ahh, make it ring sometime,,,,what do you say??"

^^lol its so corny haha

**meggie**

I'd smile, and say "sure!" Take the number and ask my dad to do that little trick with the phone, you know, the one where in the caller ID thing it says some thing like "City Morge", and then I'd call him.

"F**k me if i'm wrong but you want to kiss me don't you?!

" Dang girl are you a cigarette cause I'm addicted"

"What happens to polar bears when they fall on ice? *what?* They break the ice, how ya doing I'm mike"

^^^ I like that one lol

Haha! I loved that polar bear one. Lmao.

haha i luv them!

"you know I'm ahh, gonna have to ask you to step outside by yourself for a second, because its just way to hot with you trapped in such a small building"

**meggie**

"How much does a polar bear weigh???"

me:uhh

"Enough to break the ice! haha hey i'm anthony.."

"you know... you look alot like my next girlfriend"

"will you help me find my lost puppy? i think he went into that cheap motel across the street..."

"If you were a sandwhich at mcdonalds you'de be a mcgorgeous"

o.O

-Kristy

" i lost my phone number can i have yours?"

I know a different one then the phone number one above.

“I lost my virginity can I have yours?”
or something along those lines.

~Jacklyn

haha funny funny stuff!

**meggie**

Well ive got a few funny ones and some great comebacks lol...

*Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven...?

Reply...Its your sortcut to the hospital if you dont f*ck off!

*Your place or mine...?

Reply...Both, you go to yours and i'll go to mine!

"is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants"
it's from a night at the roxbury i love that one

that one rules!!!! lol!! =)

Hey, would you like to have breakfast together? How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?

that one's funny.. lol, here's one:
"I lost my pants, can I get in yours?"

*You have just bumped into someone*
Mame if your heart is as soft as you skin then youll forgive me.
Man- if your elbow is as hard as your dic then Im in room 121

"Babe, you must be tired, because you've been running around my mind all day."

My boyfriend said this one day in the middle of science class. I laughed. Then we just switched stupid pick up lines back and forth.

I love this one

*Damn girl, you are soooo sexy.....
You made me forget my pickup line!*

"Hey, you wanna go out for some pizza and sex?
.....What? Don't like pizza?"

heehee, very lame...but that's what makes it entertaining.

Bad pick up line # 493:

Soo.....you're a girl, huh?

my dad cracked himself up on this one.

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Teehee, it's kinda cute.xx

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again???

haha funny ones...
okay here's one I thought was sooo cuteee!

*I'll be your DQ and you can be my BK. I'll treat you right and let you have it your way* hehe

*I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?*

*Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?*

For Girls to use....
*Would your girlfriend mind if I bought you a drink...?*

see, that works two ways, finds out if he has a g/f and what he likes to drink...

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Hi, I'm skittles, wanna taste my rainbow? (girls)

Hi, my name is Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of u wrapped in it.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten i see.

Do you have a name or can i call you "mine"?

If you were a tear in my eye i wouldnt cry for fear of losing you. (that ones sweet...)

My name isnt Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.

lol...they all cracked me up..

Can I have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

It's not my fault i fell in love. You tripped me.

Are you lost ma'am? because heaven is a long way from here.

If you were a laser, you would be set on stunning.

that is cute. But if you come up to me with that line i be running

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

lol..these crack me up!! specially the last one!

haha that index finger one is real cute haha.. i like that one!

*meggie♥*

"Hey, baby....you look like that big chunk of cheddar cheese that I ate the other night. Fancy another go?"

heehee that one is great...
heres one for ya
"Im need someone really bad, r u really bad?"
--or--
"You want her, I can be her"

"Don't get me wrong, but you look quite like a man, and I think I'm gay."

That's pretty bad.

But a friend of mine got chatted up and bedded by a lass who chatted him up with: "My boyfriend says sleeping with me is like having sex with a corpse."

They didn't last. ;-)

^^^ Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......Hahahahah
hahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahaha.......ha....
......ha......hahaaa......Hehahahahheahhhahahaaha
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

sleeping with a corpse eh....? :)

*giggles girlishly*

"Did you flip a switch? Cuz u turned me on"

"I should take you out sometime.. have some dinner... some sex.. ya know, see what happens."

"Are we in an oven? cause things are heatin up!"

"there's a party in my pants and ur invited."

old stuff, but i love it all!

"Hey, you. Get into my car."

"did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?"

"ya'll comin back for me, i wanna hit ya'll up"(when i was on a ride at seabreeze amusement park, some random guy said that one..pathetic)

"Can you call an ambulence?, you just took my breath away" (that line was so stupid)

"i swear i know you from somewhere, you must be the angel who's coming to visit me tonight" (i had no comment when i heard that one..)

"you look cold, i can change that"