pick-up lines

Hey, is your dad an astronaught? Because i could swear he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Lol - That's like the only one I know . . which I guess is good in a unny sort of way ^_^

boy: did it hurt?
Girl: did what hurt?
boy: when you fell from heaven?
girl: aww... did it hurt when you got kicked outta hell???

boy: if i could rearrange the letters of the alphabet i would put U and I together.
girl: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put F and U together.

"Are you heroin or something? 'Cause I've only been standing here fdor like...10 seconds, and I'm adicted to you already!"

"Hey, you....yeah, you, with the hair.....wanna f***?"

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

This one gets the most women...

Hey...did you know I'm in EOP... : )

lol...

"hey, my name is Smuckers. Ya know what that means? I have to be good."

Him-"I know that you're not happy with your boyfriend right now."
Me-"Uhh.. what makes you say that?"
Him-"Because he's not me."

He was just kidding though :P was pretty funny.

the corniest 1 i've heard is

"If you were a pirate and i was your parrot would you want me to sit on this shoulder (putting his hand on ur shoulder closest to him) or this shoulder" (putting his arm around you)

sry if that was hard to understand

JeSS, that was brilliant. i mus ttry that... jk

umm... i heard one...

::boy stands beside girl::
boy says "lets count shoulders"
counts his, "1, 2.."
counts hers (closest to him) "...3..."
counts the last one "...4." and leaves it there.
I thought it was sweet way to break the ice. im still with him, actually.

some guy followed me for like 3 blocks a couple weeks ago to ask for a quarter and then preceeded to ask if i had a number he could reach me at, without even asking my name.

" You must have spanner eyes. Cause everytime i look at you, my nuts tighten !"

i thought that one was funny^^

" Hey, guess what!? I'm like Dominos Pizza, if i dont CUM in 30 seconds...the next ones free"

LOL. funny
xD

For Guys--

" If i flipped a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"

LOL xD

^lol

this is also for guys-
"guy" 'did it hurt?' "grl" 'wat?' :"guy" 'well wen you fell from heven, cuzz dayum u look like an angel'

lol there are two that have been used on me.. and i laughed at both of them.. then walked away lol...

1st: "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

2nd: "How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

ok so i was out yesterday with my mate.. and this is what i heard
"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
^^How corney lol

ok so i was out yesterday with my mate.. and this is what i heard
"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
^^How corney lol

a guy once said this o me at a club!

"how do you like youe bacon and eggs on a morning?"

and i answered

"i like my bacon crispy and my eggs unfertilisd"

hehe

Awww!! I love pick up lines!!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

My name's Natalie. That's so you know what to scream.

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

..Yeah. =/ They're stupid ones. Taha! Sorry if any of them offended anyone....

"How do you like your eggs? fertilized?"

"Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!"

"Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see! "

"I like your legs. I'd like to see myself between them."

"Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"I hope you know CPR... cause you take my breath away."

"Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? "

"I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?"

"Did you fart, cause you blew me away? "

Ha ha!!! Corny yes but there pick up lines!! lol

- Hey my name is Melissa im 15 and i have the most wonderful boyfriend!!
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?
- Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
- Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

** the first one 'hey my name is ,elissa im 15.' isnt mwnt to be there opps.. by bad lol

haha i love them all! some of them are sooo funny!

Did the miror in your pants broke b/c ur ass is crackelacken.
Thats a really wierd pick up line but The guy was pretty cute!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

^^^ corney.. and the guy wernt even cute!! lol

The weirdes pick up line I've ever heard:

so... youre a girl right?!

nice. anyways here's one and someone actually said this to me.

[I'm could to the movies, but I would rather just sit here and watch you.]

and I went out with him for a week

aww that's cute! lol

Funny stuffs are overflowing here, I cant read no more, my stomach is bleeding.
lol

Lmao!! those are some funny pick-up lines...and it's also funny that guys think it would work...I mostly liked the polar bear ones lol...but I trip out on the things they say jus to get you in bed...

I love the polor bear one!!!
heres one,

"I like your clothes, but they would look better on my bedroom floor"

"That shirt is very becoming on you, will it be coming off soon?"

Is your dad a terrorist cuz baby u da bomb"

And the Dumbest one of all.

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

I'd like to lick your lips then move up to your belly button.

Yeah some guys actually use that...Make me smile =P

lol or what about this one?
***heres your movies*** lmao the video cellar guy was so hittin on me...LMAO

is, ah, god missin an angel? cuz you seem to have falling from heaven

omgd, i hate it so much!

did it hurt when u fell... coz with a face like that u gotta be a angle

lmao I jus heard this...
*wats the secret of ur beauty?
*u just made me understand that God made some angels witout wings ..and ur one of them..
* i ll appreiciate a lot if u treat me the way u treat ppl that love u...

lol yeah...

"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again???"

^aww so cute =D^

haha ive heard some funny comebacks to some of em...
line: if i could rewrite the alphabet, i would put I and U together
comeback: well, if I could rewrite he alphabet, i would put F and U together

line: do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
comeback: yea, but this time dont stop

...theres a lot more, but i cant think of what they are right now

"nice legs... what time do they open?"