Write a terrible poem #3

I want to see some bad poetry

And why do you want that?
Haha.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not a flower
And neither are you

Is that bad enough?

Haha. ^^^ That was funny ^_^ Lol.

Lmao ! That was actually pretty good, made me laugh anyways lol.
-Jenna xo

~~
I'm so sad
people make me feel bad
and then i start to cut
i'm in a deep rut
everything sucks
...
(something that rhymes with 'sucks')
man my parents are lame
being losers is their claim to fame
and its such a shame
that there aren't more people to blame
for the fact that i'm insane

i'm so sad
i want to die.
~~

If you wikipedia 'terrible poem', that's the example.

Just kidding.

U and Me
were mean't to be
U and Me
How cute to be
A bride and groom
A marriage soon
If you do love me
Then make me happy
Just say I do
And I'll be true
This poem is dumb
Makes my heart go numb
I can't write anymore
These words are such a bore
I think I'll take a nap
Then give this poem another slap..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hey ditty doodle
the cat and the noodle
Your pants jumped over the moon
Your undies fell down
Upon the dancing ground
And your fiance ran away with the spoon

Now, that is nothing compared to the following poem: this will be unimaginative, full of linguistic mistakes, lacking originality and development as well as literary resources. This is what frail minds should aim for...

i am here, and i luv
u.
y dont u luv me bak
so we can share a view
and be laid bak

the sky is blue
because of u.
but merde (*)
ur my luv and my head

o i

haha, wow... bad poetry is way easier than I thought it was.

The cat
Sat on the mat
And the rat
Sat on the cat

xD

Lol--Nice

I gazed into the twilight
My eyes knew not their peril.
Then from the mist, there came forth
this wicked dude named Meril.

someone continue=)

(its meant to be of pathetic content=)

It's not mean't to be bad right??

This Meril was a mage
Borne not from the light
But from dimensions of the dark
From a human's blight

and somehow he became
my love, my heart, my mind...
my pathetic game,
and eh! wait! Behind!

He whipped and I cried
I was nothing but a mess
Though he seemed kind at times
I was a servant nonetheless

I took the sharpened knife
And held the blade against my vein
I pushed real hard and ended my life
That why I wrote this to explain

Jim loved Kim.
Then Kim met Tim.
Kim married Tim,
Dumped Jim,
And now life is grim for him.

hahahaha! Sweet.

lollercoaster

Yo Yo daddy oh
Stuck on the pattie o
I wont foget yo
When I become a famous rapster oh
Go gdawg go...

no i loved it!!!

*sarcasm*

Boom! Boom, Boom!
The earth is shakin
Cause my heart is breakin
You put me through
A really rough time
You used to be mine
Mine
All mine
But mine
You aren't Anymore
In time
I'll find
Another girl
She'll be mine too,
Oh yeah, baby
And unlike you
She'll do all the chores.
I miss you
You're brown hair
And crooked teeth
Filled in with corned beef
Oh the beefy kisses we used to share
But your not there
And I do care
Cause I miss you
And I'll keep on missin you
Forever.

Yeah, so uhh...that's one of my best poems ever!
Kidding, of course!

Although I do miss those beefy kisses...lmao.

hmm..bad poem eh??

i want you,
and you want me too,
and she wants you too,
but hoo is she to you,
im getting angry too,
cause she wants you too
oh look im turning blue
and i want to///
cut her in two:P:P:P

bad enough for ya???....lol..the trick is using the same word at the end most of the time:P:P:P

I went to the moon
for some cheese
I asked a martian,
"2 pounds please"

He said "no can do
we dont except visa."
So I went back to earth
and ate me some pizza.

((Bad enough for you all. Lol. Sorry really random, just though of it.))

Haha, that's actually pretty good

lol thanks. I was eating pizza when I wrote it lol.

I dont think you'll like it but...

here i lay me down to sleep
with a bag of penuts at my feet
if i die before i wake
give them to my brother jake.

Pip xxx

lol pretty funny.

~Worst poem of all time~

The sky is blue
Today we had salami.
Baseball is fun
I want my mommy

THERE!!!

Um
never mind
I was God
yesterday
lol
I scream to the wind
lol
i cry
i,
peanut brittle.

Wow...that one was good...I mean bad....umm...yes. Needless to say, I think the "peanut brittle" really topped it off.

The question u must first ask yourself...Wut is a bad poem...Most poems r the expresses emotions of its writer...so wut is a bad poem?

Okay...take my first comment back...r these even considered poems?

Hehe. I don't think so, Kitty.

David... That peanut brittle poem was actually really good...

I see england
I see france,
lets do that
well known hiland dance,
I'll go left and you'll go right,
we'll dance away through the night,
out comes the dog,
from the hole,
chased by a angry
red eyed squirel,
and round the tree
they do go,
this is random and...
i really don't know.
but on and on I will write,
until you want to stick me with a knife,
to end my random
writingness,
to put a stop and find some bliss.
but end i won't and on i go,
i wont stop til tomorrorow.
and then you'll cry,
and want me to die,
but then at last you will lie,
down on the ground,
and roll in pain,
because my voice
hurts more then acid rain.
Now god appears.
and steals my lips
now all i can do is sit.
so i find myself
a spell and speak
and type up all
the thoughts i keep
and it sounds weird,
but i don't care.
becasue i can see
your underwear.

tra la la tra la la la.

and back into
that hole goes the dog,
chased by a one legged
fat warthog,
and into neverland they go,
where they meet a cat,
they did not know.
the dog chased the cat,
who chased the rat,
who chased the bat,
who sat on the back,
of me who was running from the dog.
and we met the rabbit,
who said he was late,
late for a date
he needed to make
and as it turned out,
i was his date,
and we went home,
and began to mate.
That thought is disturbing
so from that i will leave.
and go back to the dog.
he's now in a tree.
I really should learn,
when something is done,
but writing this poem,
is just so damn fun.
but now i think
i must bring it to close
becasue there's only so far
that randomness goes.
but this is not true,
because continue i could
and i secretly know,
you all wish i would!
well that is a lie,
because if you do.
then you really don't kow
what is best for you.
because if i went on.
like this as i am.
i really do think
my acount would be banned.
so now i'll shut up,
this has been fun,
please do not come after me,
with your guns...

I'm sorry. =P i couldn't stop. but you have to admit that is realllly reallly bad! =) who's next lol

I thought it was great, personally. But I'm just wierd.

I climbed the door
I shut the stairs
I said my pajamas
And put on my prayers
I turned out the bed
And jumped in the light
All because she
Kissed me goodnight

:)

haha, i think that ones great

My Bloody Editor
by RainbowSlider

At first I got mad.
Red lines all over my paper.
My poem was so soaked with blood.
So many comments that were rough.

I read what you said, again.
I realized that you read my poem.
You liked my poem.
I smiled.

My content was OK.
My poem was rough.
Your input was right.
I rewrote my poem.

I rewrote it for you.
More blood you added.
I love the blood.
My poem bleeds for you.

I have a bloody smile.
You bloody well liked it.
I am in bloody hell.
I am in bloody heaven.

I am a bloody fool.
It doesn't matter
if you read it, again.
It matters that you commented.

Bleed for me
and I will bleed for you.
Revenge is so sweet.
I can't stop laughing.

Turtles have shells,
churches have bells.
I don't have any of those,
so what the hell.