Giving sad news to a troop

HAHA thats really funny! Love it! xx

lollercoaster.

oh my god...
i had to read that about 5 times before i finally got it...
but once i did it was funny!

Haha. That's funny. :)

lol pretty good.

i have a joke!!!

One day, two nuns were walking home, Sister Mary and Sister Maria. Maria noticed a man walking behind them, and told Sister Mary, "Sister, there is a man following us!"
"Ridiculous!" said Sister Mary, "If he was following us, then when we walked faster, he would walk faster too!"
So they sped up. So did the man.
"He is still following us, Sister Mary!" said Sister Maria.
"If he was really following us, then when we start running, he would too!" Sister Mary replied.
So they ran, and so did the man.
The Sisters came to a two way street. "Split up! he cant follow both of us!!!" cried Sister Maria.
So they split up. The man started following Mary.
Mary came home late after Maria. Sister Maria asked, "What happened?"
"I got away!"
"But how?"
"I lifted my dress and ran."
"What did that do?"
"Well isnt it obvious Sister? A woman with her dress up runs faster than a man with his pants down!!!"

haha Allanah. that's funny. good jokes. i don't have any good or i'd tell one.