Funny things children say

I started this, as my little brother can make me laugh more than adults sometimes. I thought it would be an interesting thread. For example:

*Never tickle a stranger

*Never judge a fish by it's colour

*Never prod a policeman in the back (wtf?)

*Me: "You could be a comedian one day."
Bro [with an outraged expression]: "But I wouldn't want to change colour!"

They probably don't sound that funny to you, but it's hillarious when he says them out of the blue.

Is there anything a child has said that's made you laugh a lot?

My niece is so precious!! She was screaming at my brother to come to the room so she could talk to him when she was 3...she said "come here right this INSTRUMENT mister" HAHAHAHAHA

She was sitting in the back seat chewing gum and just a smacking away and my sister asked if she was 'grazing' because she was making so much noise chewing and she said 'yes mama I'm grazing out the window' HAHAHAHAHA

And for LINE she said LION instead

My brother and sister were locked out of the house so my brother put my niece through the window so she could go unlock the door...the window was only big enough for her because it was a basement kind of window...so when she got in she said "daddy how are you going to get in" HAHAHA FUNNY FUNNY STUFF!!!

my nephew always says "Lion" when he means LINE, he cant pronounce it properly and he also calls "Asda", Hamster!
He says so many funny things, its a child thing really, they dont understand the world like we do,
but they are young and carefree.

My friend Nanny's for a little girl in London, and she came to my drama class with her once. We were talking to her, and somebody said "are you Megan? And she said NO! I'm English!"
It was put in a book of children's quotes apparently.she's so cute.

~ I was sitting on the couch the other day w/my 2 and a half year old cousin. Apparently she has heard someone, somewhere, say the mf word. We were watching tv, and she looked up at me and so innocently said "Pucker F*cker".....I couldn't help but laugh at her...

my cousin calls me daddy now. i think i liked mommy better to that.
lol...

aww, my nephew is so cute! he was running around in circles one day, then suddenly stopped and stared at his feet. when i asked him what he was doing he said "im waitin to see what they're gonna do next"

so cute.