Hovis Presley

Anyone ever heard of the Lancashire comedic poet, Hovis presley? Sadly no longer with us, but check him out for a good laugh.

Yes, my dad told me about him, didn't hear that he had died though!

"I once spent an evening with Lola or Layla

She said make me breathless I hid her inhaler "

Glad some of you are/have/had checked hiom out.

I saw him live on the Leeds comedy circuit in the late 90s. He was mixing comedy with poetry.

I remember one of his gags:

'As i was coming here tonight, I had to ask directions from a guy at the top[ of the car park, who was dressed in a big hat, moustache and carrying a long sheaf. I thought to myself: he's got a cavalier attitude!'

was he realted to elvis?

Hahahaahahah. If you google him, you see that he wasn't!!!

Hovis, in Britain, is a popular brand name for bread.