STUPID MOMENTS

What were some of your stupides moments.
Mine is when I farted in Math then started to appologize for it.

lol mine was when i got my head slammed in the car door

My sister's most stupid moment - My sister was on the phone with her boyfriend, and he said "german" in the german language (I can't spell it), and she said "What's 'english' in English?", she then realized what she said and has been mad at herself all afternoon. : P.

I can never remember my stupid moments, but if I remember, I'll surely come back here.

- -SJGxx

when i asked my american history teacher how much they paid for the lousiana perchase. lol

Me and my boyfriend were talking about dutch people and he asked where dutch people were from and without thinking i blurted out .. dutcha!
=S

x Kristy

okay, i have to share a few stories. #2 is the funniest one tho

1) my friend kali had been going out with my bestest friend glen for 4 months. one day we're walking up the stairs after lunch, she turns to him and says, "O my god glen, your hair is brown!" i love you kali, but you are the stupidest person ever, and i'm the blonde one!

2) i was sitting on the couch with my boyfriend one night, really late, and i asked to use his cell phone. he said to go ahead and get it, so i reached in his pocket and totally grabbed something else. without thinking i asked, "whats that?" he just looked at me and smiled. i felt so stupid.

well, I was like 12 and I broke the light bulb in the fridge and only the glass popped out. Well, trying to help, i stuck my finger in the light socket and got blown half-way across my kitchen because, duh, it was still running. ouch!

i have a good one about one of my really good friends.

we were sitting in US History being stupid and obnoxious like usual when all of a sudden out of nowhere my friend was all like:

"i know a blonde joke - its about a blonde"

i was all like "no duh val..ALL blonde jokes are about blondes" it was pretty funny.

i have another one about my other friend.

yesterday after lunch she left to her locker and i was still in the cafe and she calls me to tell me to meet her at her locker so i do.

when i get there my friend bri told me that when kendra was calling me she looked right at bri and was all like "i dont have my phone!" she was totally serious about it too and the best part was she was CALLING ME ON HER PHONE. haha.

the only reason why she did it though was because she didnt have pockets to hold her cell phone so she was having bri carry her cell and camera around and she totally forgot that she had it in her hands. it was pretty hilarious though.

one time me and my friend were on the phone talking about our schedules.

well she thought she could remember mine and so she tried to tell me what my schedule was. she got them all right except for 5th period. she just couldnt remember so she asked "what do you have 5th period" and i was like "ken are you serious..i have that class with you!" she felt so dumb. but it gets better. come to find out..earlier that day she had asked our friend robert [who is also in that class with us] what his 5th period was. that was so great!

if you guys liked my other 3 then youll love this one.

me my cousin[ashley] and my cousins boyfriend[brandon] were all at one of our local malls. well we walked into a store and there was a really tall mirror..it reached from floor to ceiling..well my cousin looked in the mirror thinking that she was looking on the other side of the store when all a sudden she blurts out "BRANDON THAT GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU" brandon was confused so he asked her what she was talking about and pointed to the mirror and brandon was all like "ashley..that is me..thats a mirror" it was hilarious!