Fun Solicitor Pranks

Okay. Next time a solicitor calls, try this...

1.(If you have a younger sibling)

Tell your sibling to start screaming in about 1 minute. act like your parent. when the sib starts screaming, smack the phone against a couch or pillow and scream SHUT UP!!!!! then tell the solicitor you will call back.

2. (If you are a girl)

Answer the phone in a sad voice while sniffing. When the solicitor asks for your parent, tell them they are not home but you need somebody to talk to so will they stay on the phone. if they do, pretend to start crying and say that you missed your monthly 5 months in a row... then tell them you're a virgin.

3. (If you are home alone)

Start talking to the solicitor, then ask if they can hold for a minute. Keep the phone in voice range, but say to yourself, "okay, put the stash in the car, password is governor (or something to that effect.) dont forget the money this time or i will hire Johnny!"

4. If you make a Prank call press *67 first. NOT A SOLICITOR PRANK!!!!!

when the person answers, say, "thank you for calling Pizza hut, may i take your order?" or say Thank you for calling the request line. To hear a song, press one. If they press a buttong, start speaking in a different language, then scream and hang up.

lmao that was funny

Thank you... me and my friends have done all of these!