Bob (a funny joke... really!)
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Poetess Lana
18 years agoOne day Bob went on a vacation and left his friend John in charge. So one day, Bob called John and said, "Hello, John, this is Bob. How is my cat today?"
John says, "Well Bob, your cat died yesterday."
"What?!" Bob screams, "John, when i called and asked, you should have said, shes on the roof and wont come down. A few days later, you should have told me she still wont come down, and then a few more days later you should have told me she fell off the roof and died!"
The next week, Bob called John again. "Hello John, this is Bob. How is my mother doing?"
John was silent for a minute, then said, "Well Bob, shes on the roof..." -
xDryTearsx
18 years agoLmao! Yeeaa thats a good on.
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Melissa S. Masucci
18 years agohaha ouch that's harsh
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Poetess Lana
18 years agobob told john to tell him his cat was on the roof if his cat died...
your mother is on the roof...
what happened to your mother? -
aDORKable x3
18 years agohaha
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Brian n Josh
18 years agoi think i get it
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Fighter (Ariane L.)
18 years agoLOLL i like it! :P
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Daenerys Stormborn
18 years agohahah, that is awful. John is retarded, yes?
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Poetess Lana
18 years agohe sure acts like it! so anybody else got jokes?
