Have you ever ...?

lol have yall ever farted in front of some body and blamed it on some one else or do any thing akin to that.
OMG i have exept it was a burp. but u know how guys burp and its really loud and gross. well lets just say i took after my dad. i was in the cafeteria the other day and i was going to say something and when i opened my mouth i burped instead. and almost ever one heard it. 1 of my teachers made a joke infront of everyone saying that they needed to rebuild the wall cause i made it fall. every1 laughed at that. good thing i dont get embarrest to easy. but the guys were impressed. they were all like "Whoa that came out of a gurl." and they were like "thats a good one". boys are gross that way though lol.

so my question is have you ever done anything like that before?

no but today during my frend Regents (a big state test) it was super silent and this fat kid, Danny, farted. No one laughed because it could be considered talkig you know, but then he goes "excwuse meh", like in a baby talk, and everyone burst out laughing. Im glad it wasnt me...-blushes-

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lol...i remember som1 told me that there's this somebody who farted inside the theater while the movie is goin on ...lol... and ds somebody just screamed like.."hey who did that!!" ( pretending he have just smelled it from anyone,,when it is only him - who farted)
gross!!
i hatee it....(better luck i wasn't there!)

One sunday while my grandfather was preaching I was sitting w/ my sister and friend and we were right at the front of the church, well there was this lady behind us and no joke, she farted 4 TIMES!! and one of them was at a quiet moment we about died, cause my grandfather didnt hear her and he kept preachin lol

My stepdads aunt has hearing problems so you have to yell at her so she can hear you. Well, during the summer she came to our house and she'd be walking and just start farting but not know it because she couldnt hear it! haha, it was funny, but gross at the same time... =D