A Slight Change Of Direction For Once?

Bored of seeing such dire and doom-laden topics I thought I would share this emailed gem from my sister. It’s just one of those "answer and forward to 5000 of your friends or your face will morph into that of George W Bush and you will be teleported to Tehran" emails but is curious in that it doesn’t seem to contain any obvious Hotmail Hacker questions.

You know the drill… Edit out my answers, paste in yours… (Or just ignore, as though emailed!)

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Edmund Ziegejunge

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Bill Hicks (RIP)

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Montreal Canadiens Stanley Cup Final win: front row seat!

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
The moon.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Jarhead

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Lots of shouting and a full-on confrontation if they backchat.

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Life’s too short to point out life’s too short.

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
Undoubtedly.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Traffic cones. Oh, and a bath out of a skip, once.

10) Ten words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
More attention to the planet, less to killing each other.

oooooh. I like these things.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Taylor {something}{it sucks too, cause my mum was going to either call me Taylor or Natalie, but she chose Natalie.}

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Billy Joe Armstrong.

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Being happy?

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Italy.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
She's The Man.

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Alot of swearing..

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
I don't understand that?

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
Yup!

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Only signs and stuff.

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
Everyone being happy and smiling =D

...Ahaha.

Personal philosophy: your attitude to get through the day/week/life, etc.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Winter, I dunno im a freak and i like it.

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Jesus probably i'd like to have a chat with him plus he looks like quite a kick ass hard rcoking dude

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
booze, Laughter, Sun, Pool, Sex, Fire, My Music, Smiles, Friends

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Donnegal, Where my grandad came from in ireland :(

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
New Omen Re-make It stunk like poo

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Say ok thats kool, then come round when no one was looking and get my dog to bend a fresh biscuit on it.

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
What The MotherFunk

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
Yes.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Yes.

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
Love, Peace and Empathy

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?

Sylvan Muldoon

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

Bill Hicks too Ed!

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.

good;music, food, people, thoughts, creations, words....breasts.

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.

Jeruselem.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Thankyou for smoking [ace]

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?

With swift justice, but I don't drive so...say excuse me.
7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.

Be a nice Dog and God might pet you; )

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?

Nah, how could you trace a stealth Ninja's past? My family are psycho's though...that could be used.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?

Totally, I borrow something from every fancy dress party i attend, i leave something as well though. Shopping trolleys are a must when drunk..every hom should have one.

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.

Ghandi like takeover of the means of production.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Luc.. y..

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
CATHERINE TATE. Or someone funny.k.

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Family, laughing, NICE. :]

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
The Simpson's house.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
The Lake House.

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
..I don't have a parking space. But if I did & they took it, I'd scratch their car with my key :)

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Laughing is.. good..

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
Er.. maybe.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Other people's clothes :|

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
NO MORE GLOBAL WARMING. or.. something. and gosh, no more fox hunting. kthx.

i was bored. THANKYOU.x

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Pénélope Beaufort (said in a prententious french accent)

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Paul Bettany

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Dancing, laughing and reminiscing with all my friends.

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Easter Island.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
The Da Vinci Code

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
If I was driving, I'd scream, shout, and beep the horn a bit, then disgruntedly (is that even a word?) look for another space.

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Question everything, accept nothing.

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
I don't think so.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
I think I stole a flag once - well, I woke up and found one drapped across me, that definately wasn't mine.

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
More understanding and respect to others beliefs.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Brandi Rosewood

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Matrin Luther King jr(RIP)

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Front Row Seats At A Eminem Concert Back Stage Pass

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
India (way to crowded but I would love to go anyway)

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
um.. wow. I think it was like Click

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Laugh at the people who left it open cause I dont have a car so I couldnt possible have a parking space

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
party hard, laugh loud, and appreciate those around you.

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
probably

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
no

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
no more merciless killings and attention to real issues.

You know the drill… Edit out my answers, paste in yours… (Or just ignore, as though emailed!)

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Vanessa Gail (idk lol)

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Orlando Bloom

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Cedar Point Dane Princess Marcos Me Fun Love

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Spain

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
the Break Up, but i'm seeing lake house tonight

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
take out my shotgun. j/k i would never on a gun but i would probably swear to myself and honk

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
move on and forget, love your friends and family

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
ya maybe a couple things, but other people have bigger problems that they'll focus on more

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
i don't drink, underage and plus i probably never will drink because of personal reasons. just give me a Dr. Pepper

10) Thn words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
the media and the message they give about violence, sex and drugs. they have a big influence on society changing that i feel could change other problems within society in time. (sorry i know this is more than 10 words)

~Jacklyn

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Aubri..not much of a difference from my own..

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be? That's a tough one, but i WOULD have wanted to have lunch with Kurt Cobain (R.I.P).

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
On the beach with all of my friends until sunset.

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Either Italy or France

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Cars lol

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Oh yelling..a lot of fowl language..

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Friendship comes before love.

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
yes..
9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
personal..

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
An overall better world. One in which people can live happily without all the violence..

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
-Gabrielle. Just Gabrielle.

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
-Hmmm.....Johnny Depp

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
Either the publishing of my first novel or the release of my first album.

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
The pyramids of the sun and moon, Egypt.

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Click...tonight.

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
I'd complain a whole bunch, swear a whole bunch, contemplate smashing up the person's car and then make sure they got their's in the end.

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Live your own life, and only judge others when necessary.

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
I'd probably just make up a bunch of stuff and then laugh at it when it's in the newspapers the next day.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Ummm......yeah, some more liquor. lol.

10) Ten words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
The world and society with their priorities set straight.

1. New name --- Abigale

2. Lunch with Famous guy---Jack Nicholson

3. Ten words of less, your perfect day---Going to Italy with my crush.

4. Place you are unlikely to visit but you'd want to---China.

5. Last movie you saw in cinema---Pirates of the carribean (I don't go to the movies a lot)

6. How would you react if someone took your parking space---Curse them out.

7. Ten words of less, your personal philosophy--Think of things you'd normally wouldn't.

8. Became famous, anything the press could release that would ruin your career?---Nah.

9. Have you ever stolen and item ''for a laugh'' while drunk?---Um, no. I just did some stupid stuff.

10. Ten words or less, something you'd like to see in 10 years--- Me dominating the world. Haha.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Steven T ..i dont know why

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
I always wanted to have lunch with Princess Diana

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
London - the love of my life - walking in the rain!

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Greece

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Must Love Dogs

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
cuss them out more than likely

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
If you dont like me, go F*ck yourself!!

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it? of course..doesnt everyone?

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk? No, I usually just get drunk at home..and thats not often..enough

10) Ten words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
Bin Laden in a jar! Bush right next to him.

1) If you could choose a name for yourself that is not your own, what would it be?
Talanador

2) If you could have lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Ole Albert

3) In ten words or less: your perfect day.
-

4) Name a place you would love to visit but are unlikely to do.
Wal-Mart, jk ... Antartica

5) What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
give me a sec, gotta think back... the latest Harry Potter movie, didn't like it.

6) How are you most likely to react if someone took your parking space?
Run them over once they got out of their car, oops.

7) In ten words or less: your personal philosophy.
Honor is your only defense against the world

8) If you became famous, do you have anything secret the press would distort if they got it?
Yes.

9) Have you ever stolen an item "for a laugh" while drunk?
Nope, never drank.

10) The words or less: a change you'd like to see in the world in 10 years.
World wide tolerance of other people

1) If I could choose a name for myself that is not my own, it would be Kaydence.

2) If I could have lunch with one famous person, it would be Paris Hilton.

3) In ten or less words, my perfect day would be
"music"

4) A name I would like to visit but am unlikely to go to is Zimbabwe. (I just like the name = /)

5) The last film I saw in the cinema was the devil wears prada

6) If someone were to take my parking space, I would just simply take someone else`s back. Be a hypocrit, that`s alright. =D

7) In ten words or less : your personal philosophy.
I`m 13 I don`t HAVE a person philosophy.

8) If I became famous, i would DEFiNiTELY have many things that press would distort if they were to find it.

9) Again - 13, underage to drink.... so, yes. =D

10) Ten words or less : a change you`d like to see in the world in 10 years
Music shall take over mwahhaha