want to read a good joke?

um..

had it..but lost it on da way..hehe

I've heard this better as a Dubya joke...

My current favourites are:

Reports indicate that there were a record number of German-speaking English Soccer fans in Germany for the World Cup. But neither of them could get tickets...

Paul McCartney was recently asked if, after his marriage was recently reported as having broken down, he would ever go down on one knee again.

His reply?

"I'd prefer it if you still refered to her as Heather."

It is ok.

uhhhh......ok.....out of three jokes i only got one of them lol

Which one?

i'm sorry!! there gone becuz my account was suspended so yeah, but i got this new one!!