Memorable quotes

" If it ain`t one thing, it`s another!"...said the woman with a nose bleed.

My favourite movie quote:

Shooter: Your in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

And my favourite real quotes:

Jenny: Apparently we get Japanese Prisoners of War in British waters.

(She meant "Portugese Man o' War - the jellyfish.)

Adele: I wonder what coleslaw would taste like with cabbage in it?

(Coleslaw DOES have cabbage in it.)

My Dad: The thing that's remarkable about your Mum is how she can breathe through her nose so she doesn't have to stop talking.

"Dark cloud? Is that what I'm calling my plan?"

LMAO. That one gets me everytime, and nobody ever has a clue what I'm talking about.

See Cats & Dogs. You'll understand what I mean (and yes, I am talking about a childrens film with talking animals - but Jeff Goldblum is in it! He's yummeh).

"Cameron: men should grow up
House: ya and dogs should stop licking themselves...ain't gunna happen."

" House: No, if you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

“ House: Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.”

"House: There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

"House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British. "

Thats all for now...I could go on...OH how I love houseisms...

"Usually one who has limited attractiveness tries to make up for it with some kind of personality"

Fraiser Crane - To his future wife Lilith, on Cheers.

"I will call him Squishy and he shall be mine...he shall be my Squishy. Come here squishy, come here (baby talk)"

Dory....my role model

"See Cats & Dogs. You'll understand what I mean"...

A particularly good film if you like politics. :-)

"You're not your f*cking kakhis"

my favorite quotes are-
1) "Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun."
2)"if you love something let is free, or you tremble it."

My favorites are
*Never forget that the ark of noah (don't know how to spell it in english) was built by amatures, and the titanic by professionals.
*I believe in fairies, I do, I do, I do!! (peter pan)
*All I know is that I know nothing (Aristoteles)
*Good morning sunshine, the earth says hellow! (johnny depp as willy wonka in charly & the chocolate factory, how I love that movie)

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"Let the one you love go. If they come back, they are yours. If they don't, they never were. But if you fear them not coming back, cripple them so they can't get away."

gets me everytime...

"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?........Oh, thats why..."

luuuuuv it

"Best.....Death.....Ever.......Gahhhhh...."

"My pants smell like parmesean cheese."

-Santa Claus on a Mad TV christmas special

"You're about as meniacle as a box full of kittens" -The Longest Yard

"Do you play with remotes?" (Shannon... it's an inside joke)

"What if instead of saying 'I heart you' people used different shapes?" (Sarah, another inside joke)

"If ignorance is bliss then why aren't there more happy people" - Anonymous

"I'm so hungry right now I'd sell my grandma for a tic tac" - Andacondas hunt for the blood orchid

Oh and also

"It's not my fault you broke the boy's penis" - Grey's Anatomy
I love that show :)

I LOVE GREY'S ANATOMY@Heather.

NOT ANOTHERRR TEEN MOVIEEEE:

"Why's he acting all Asian & shit! That cracka's white yo!"

:D

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow: I'm deeply flattered, lad, but my first and only love is the sea.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

i love pirates of the carribbean!

One day at school I was very hyper. I was walking down the hall and passed by a few guys who were playing "lets beat each other up" in the middle of said hall.

One of my teachers was present and looked at them, saying: "Now, now, children!"

I promptly looked at her and in a very high spirited voice I stated: "They're not children, they're cabbages!!"

Hahahaha, I love that story!

"Dear God, we payed for this food ourselves, so thanks for nothing."

-Bart Simpson saying grace

"You don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo - that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!"

-Homer Simpson

Hahahaha, I love that one! It's soooo nonsensical!

"Penguins have an organ above their eye that converts sea water into fresh water."

"Did you say... an ORPHAN? This monstrosity is powered by a forsaken child? "

"I'm tutored by a box my pop made. It gets so hot... in the box my pop made... "

Venture Brothers (:
GO TEAM VENTURE.

* Lifes a journey not a destination *