New Kult

This shall be the first homethread of the "Sosiety of no "C's"

I welkome all who would like to join.

The rules are that we must remove "C's" from all posts unless they are absolutely, positively nessesary.

Remember:

Replase all "C's" that are used to kreate an "S" sound with "S's."

Example: "I gave him MY two sents (cents) worth!"

Replase all "C's" that are used to kreate a "K" sound with "K's."

Example: "I'm krazy (crazy) about korn (corn) on the kob (cob)!!

Replase all "CH's" with "CZ's"

-As in Czekoslovakia.

Ah...I feel as if I am taking this too far.

Oh well. This shall be fun!

If you would like to join, just say aye, yes, I'll join, or anything else that konfirms your entry into our retarded sosiety.

Well, that's it for now!

Katcz you on the flip side! LOL.

-Jordan

PS until at least ten people konfirm their entry into the sosiety, the rules above shall not apply to the entrants.......or me. (unless we are using this thread.)

I am deeply konserned that there may end up being an exess of "C's" going unused as a result of this kult. If a large number of people are not using them they may build up to a ridikulous degree and eventually overflow into plases leaving them uninhabitable for normal konversation.

You know, we have been warned by environmentalists for years about the konsequenses of the "C's" rising.

I say give those unwanted "C's" to the Norweigans!!! They kan use them there, I'm sure. Or maybe we kan introduse a bit of kulture into Asian languages!

I'm sure we kan find a plase to store the "C's." If not, then I kan eat them!

omg, I totally agree. It'll be a hard habit to break...

Hey, gimme credit, I made that entire post withut using the forbiden letter

"Hey, gimme credit, I made that entire post withut using the forbiden letter"

^^^

No you didn't...lol.

I wanna join!!

Let me join. Pleeeeease. Lmao!

See, I kan follow the rules. =P

You are free to join at your own will. You don't even nessesarily have to ask.

Welkome.

Woo!

Thank youuu. =D

*does a little danse* I get to be in the klub! =P

Dang, you're write. I made a mistake See what I mean by tough habbit?

Yeah, it is a tough habit to krak.

hmmm... I'm challenging my friend to try. This should be funny/

Don't you mean "shallenging"? ;=)

I thought we kould use Seea (Attempting to spell the foribdden letter) if it was in the Ch sound.

Hey Jordan, at the top it says replase Ch with Cz, but what diff does that make? There is still a Seea

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't believe how dumb I am!

Please excuse my insanity. Hmm....."CH"

Yeah, you know what?

"C" is necessary. I give.

Bah. I hate being human. :D

llol. It's so fun seeing 'Humans' go insane! I am a kat, transformed into a human, studying humans, so that when I turn bakk into kat, I kan tell the other kats some weaknessess so we kan FINALLY take over the world!

If you are wondering where that kame from, I believe my sister's kat wants to destroy all humans, and rule the world. He got this idea when we had to give him a pill by shoving it down his throat.

^Haha.

Yes, kats are quite kunning, aren't they?

Muahahahahahaha!

I lurve kitty kats. Taha!

I lurve konsuming popkorns, naczos, kornflakes, sereals, etsetra... may i join now...

lol. I'm so worried about my kat. She's old, and fat. Not a good kombination.

Sosiety of no "C's" exsept you made a big mistake, one of the rules you had was:

Replase all "CH's" with "CZ's"

-As in Czekoslovakia.

but that only removes the 'H' not the 'C'
have fun...
bye

I already pointed that out.

C!

Of Course in time
My ConsCious mind
Will tell me to stop
This madness at onCe.

I've given up
I Can't do it anymore
This nonsensiCal jabbering
Has become a bore.

I leave all behind
And whomever reads this first:
This new Cult belongs to you,
I forever bid you all adieu.

I just can't handle the responsibilities of being Cult leader anymore. I Can't handle the pressures of this Crazy world.

Goodbye my friends.

-Jordan

Well I have no klue
who will lead the kult
we kan find some else!
or maybe it will kollapse?

but good lukk to you my friend.
it was nise having you around.

I thank you, Darien.

Lmao.

Darien?.. You kould lead the kult. mmyup. It kould be kalled "Darien, the greats kult" ..or something. Haha!! ...and there kould be all these little Darien followers, they kan be kalled.. oompa loompas. Lmao.

NOOOOO! NOT OOMPA LOOMPAS! *runs to a korner shaking madly* Bad memory, don't ask

*kalms down* I'd be willing to lead the kult, if no one else wants to.

I'm sorry Katherine, I kannot let you take over this kult. As Darien the Great, I am hereby krowning myself the King of this Kult. You kan czoose to follow, or leave. The czoice is up to you.

Now, who will follow me?

HAHA!!

MEEEEEEEE! Pikk meeeeeee! Lmao :s

Only if you keep the oompa loompa's. Tehe. =)

I'll join the kult as long as their isnt a mass suicide at the end...

^^You used the forbidden letter. Naughty Bryse Lmao

Darien's a naughty, naughty boy. HAHA! And he should know what I'm talking about. =P

I'm staying, and it's alright if you are leader. JUST PLEASE NO OOMPA LOOMPAS!

This must be a seasonal thread. It must be some kind of new kult thing.

Um, okay....duh

Um, okay....duh

Darien, as 'Darien The Great' you could at least post every day! God!

^^ Tsk tsk tsk.. Katherine

you used the forbidden letter!!!

Darien the Great is now here. Have no fear.
I am not a naughty boy!!! Lol, and this kult thing
is definitely not seasonal. We are going to take over the world! One letter at a time.

Lmao!

Darien, stop lying to everyone. =P

I know your dirty little sekret. =P Taha.

But mmyup. We will take over the world, letter by letter. Muwahahahahaha. =D

{BTW it's nat, i changed my name again.}

That's right guys, keep it up!