Bumper Stickers

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These are SO funny!!!!

if you read this list post your favorite so other people will be inspired to read it. my fave so far was:

Another dopeless hope fiend!

My faves were:

3 kinds of peole those who can count and those who can't

Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead child!

Abortion is FOREVER -- get the facts first.

Abortion: A baby can live without it!

4 out of 3 people don't understand fractions

You think its hot here?-- God

You say psycho like its a bad thing

You don't believe in Jesus? You will on Judgement day!

my favs:

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

A baby's life begins at conception, yours ends when you knock up my daughter.

A good girl is Good, but I'm even Better!

A man is as old as he feels, but never as important.

Dancers do it with rhythm.

Drive it like you stole it!

My faves:

Give Blood, Play Hockey!
God created Man. And Man, being the gentleman he is, returned the favor.
Don’t spank me with your Bible belt.
Guys have feelings too? Who cares...
I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics have to go to meetings.
Smoking Cures Ham!

But the best one I've ever seen was copied from a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon: "The surest sign that there is intelligent life on others planets is that none of it has tried to contact us."

Calvin & Hobbes is full of intelligent wordly advice. And is the best comic strip ever!

I also liked:

A man is as old as the woman he feels.

and:

Dyslexics of America-Untie!

I liked

A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home!

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law’s face on the back of a milk carton.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter