Oh the dead are funny...

Funny Grave stones:

'I told you I was sick!'

'Here lies a man named Jonathan Strong, who held a granade a little too long."

"Under the ground, covered in dirt, is Danny Baldwin, however he died, we can bet it hurt."

Make up your own, or if you know some, feel free!

Here lies good old Fred
a great big rock fell on his head!

That was at Magical Kingdom in Florida! It's hilarious!!

I dunno but a famous dudes last words were ''Either this wallpaper goes or i do''

Here lies Suzannah Ensign,
Lord she is thin --Cemetery at Cooperstown N.Y.

In loving memory of Ellen Shannon, aged 25,
Who was accidentally burned March 21, 1870,
By the explosion of a lamp filled with R.E. Danforth's
Non-explosive burning fluid. --Epitaph in cemetery at Girard, Pa

Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up and,
No place to go. --Gravestone in Thurmont, Md.

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. --Gravestone near Uniontown, Pa.

Walter Winchell: Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Ilka Chase: I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.

I TOLD you I was sick! --Epitaph of a hypochondriac.

Lmpo (laugh my pants off)
Jacki, those are great. Thank for the sharing!
Your too can'tchangeme!

General Custers last words: Where did all those bloody indians come from??

oh wow ...