Mission: cheer me up

I am assigning random missions. The first one is to cheer me up. :-)

Any agents reporting?

LOL Jess you're so funny =P
Hmm.. well.. i have a funny story.. for you, not me though.. I broke my arm.. a while ago.. like 2 months ago.. in the city.. and i was extremely drunk.. bad influence i know, but i was, and i was a bit bored so i attempted cartwheels, and yeah.. i broke my arm.. i didnt go to the hospital until the night after and yeah.. i broke it. family still doesnt know i was drunk, they won't ever know either lol. hope that made you laugh.. made all my friends laugh at me.. they still do lol.. anyway.. hope your happier =] byee xo

HAHA im glad it made you laugh Jess =] lol. dont throw up on meeeeeee =[ lol

I broke my foot when I was drunk.. My head was spinning and I needed a wee, but ended up falling asleep on the toilet.. when I woke up my feet had gone to sleep. so stupidly I stood up to try and get the feeling back.. my left foot gave way and I fell awkwardly nearly landing in the bath.. It was so painful for months.. instead of getting it seen to I carried on using alcofrol as an anaesthetic.. Now I am always having probs with my foot, and when I went to hospital for pulling a ligament in the same foot, they told me I had broken it before and have got a really rough bone in it, and will continue to have probs with it *doh*

^^Ohh, ouchie.
I had to have a fingernail taken off once (under aenesthetic, of course) because somehow I had managed to stick a pin under the nail and make a wound, and it had gotten infected, all pussey and with multiple colors, and I hadn't told anyone because I was really scared of going to a doctor. (I was about 7 at the time.) Anyway, it got so bad that my parents FINALLY noticed, and after a while they took me to an emergency clinic at night...
They said that they were just going to clean it, but when the procedure was finally finished I was told that my nail had been taken off...

Anyway, it grew back perfectly, so I'm lucky.
Can you believe that I had five nurses holding me down? No, really. I was a pretty tough kid, and dead scared. I lost though, *sniff*

//T.L.//

... lol yeah my lil cousin (7) was like that she needed a needle.. and it took 5 strong men to hold her down lmao.. she kicked them and wiggled and squirmed and screamed so flipping loud.. lol everyone was watching her.. it was intense.
But me I've been hit by 2 cars lol.. heh heh heh.. the first one hurt just a little bit.. I went flying under the car and was out like a rock for about 5 mins.. the second time was pretty brutal I went flying lol hahaha and I hit my head hard of the road.. but I made it out okay :) lol

well..wen i was a kid i was kinda dumb coz once i put my fingers in the socket just to see how it feels like to get an electric shock!=]

one of my friends had to get a shot when she was really young... like four. she bit the doctor and got put in a straight jacket and held down by four nurses. then she started growling at the nurses. lol!!!!

omg all your stories are so funny =] i thought i was the only silly one.. obviously not.. no offence, its funny lol. andy that sounds serious! lol and yeah i have a story like the needles ones. i had to get a blood test when i was 6 and i had 7 nurses, and my mum holding me down i was kicking and screaming and everything. i was terrible at needles. ANDDD.. then finally after all that.. i ended up needing another blood test, but in the other arm. i learnt that it hurt less if i didnt fight, so i didnt. Even till this day, i still refuse to go. I only do when i HAVE to lol. This topic went wayyy of course, but oh well lol its great =] funny stories =]

lol a few stories of doctors heres mine..when i was 3 or 4 i punched a doctor in the balls cause i was scared...he had one of those headbands with the silver circle thingy on it..i was TERRIFIED of them....anyone else ever make a doctor cry? lol

^^*takes off hat* no, I salute you. I think that next time I go to the dentist, though, I am going to make him howl in pain if he doesn't go gently with the aenesthetic. Last time some stupid dentist just rammed the needle in, and it was AGONY. Mwuahahaha, now I've been learning how to throw a punch...
No, really, all dentists, beware!

//T.L.//

um.. there once was a time.. when I was younger.. I was arrows at a target but there were alot of trees around.. all my arrows hit the target except for one.. but I had apparently thought they all hit the target perfectly :) .. but that was until I started running towards the target to get them when suddenly an arrow that went into a tree.. the bak part was sticking out pretty far.. and it went straight into the corner of my eye and it went in pretty far. .:P lol ouch that day hurt! But i'm the kind of person who can take pain so there was no crying or saying anything just a gush of dripping down my face :P

I'll cheer you up!

-Starts gathering hobos for a press conference-

^^^^hahahhah, you really made me laugh then. Thanks.

Ohhh, guess what?

I twisted my ankle.
No, really. Just when we are talking about painful experiences, well, today I was doing a morning class of irish dancing and I got there a bit late, so I didn't warm up properly, and then I slipped, and WHAM. landed on my poor little ankle, sort of jammed it around... I thought I had broken it, but it was just a bad twist.
But it HURTS.... :-S

//T.L.//

^^Ohh, nasty. Did you break it or just sprain it? Mine doesn't hurt so much anymore, but in class it was kind of funny, because I did a jump, fell on my backside and just stayed there. Everyone stopped, the teacher checked the ankle and then I scooped over onto the side of the class, without getting up, and stayed there for the rest of the class.
Hahah, ice is very painful after you leave it on for more than ten minutes, but I think that saved me, that I managed to bandage it up with a borrowed ankle warmer, and then ice, and lots of rest.
Strangely, it doesn't hurt when I move around, or step on it, but when I just sit still, like right now, it starts to ache.
Funny.

Another thing that hurts quite a bit is in self defense when you have to block the punches, and you use the long bone on the outside of your arm from your wrist to your elbow.. you get lots of bruises there, and usually repetitively in the small place..

//T.L.//

Hey, I'm glad you're better. My ankle is fine now, I think. I have to attempt irish dancing in three days, and by then it should be fine. :-)

//T.L.//

Jordan, is the press conference ready yet?

//T.L.//

hmm..okay i have several stories, but i like this one. My friend and i were in my house. I was laying right by the fan, and she was on the couch (in the living room). I was messing around with the fan because i have no life. All of a sudden i look up and the fan is about to fall over. You'd think the normal reaction would be to get out of the way, but instead my reaction was my jaw droping and me turning just my head to the side. I ended up with the fan on my face. My friend was dying laughing. Then, i got up and went into the kitchen where my mom was looking in the freezer. I went to poke her shoulder but ended up hitting the freezer door, and my mom got hit in the head with it. When she looked up at me, she had a pissed look on her face. I was nervous so i backed up into the dining room, and didn't look where i was going. I ended up tripping over the freaking computer. My friend fell out of her chair laughing. I got pissed and said it wasn't funny, and when i went to sit up, i hit my head on the computer desk. I fell back on the floor in pain, but started laughing too. This all happened in 10 minutes, in one day...sad..

^^Ow, wow. o_O

Does setting fire to your eyebrows using a bunsen burner in secondary school count? I made a fireball when the pipe came off the gas and ended up with no eyebrows *groans as I remember*

Oh Ouch. D:

I once fell from a tree. I was climbing it in the winter, and my brother dared me to go to the very top, and as I went to grab for the last branch I slipped on it, cause it was icey. I grabbed for another branch but it snapped, and I screamed and I fell. I landed upon the road really hard. I spranged my knee, wrist, tore the ligaments in my chest, tore the muscle from my breast plate, and badly bruised my breast plate, along with getting road rash on my back where I fell. Man did it hurt. Yet I got up and laughed. Haha.

Megan--ღ

It's terrible when you get hurt, or someone else does, and all you can do is laugh. I mean, it's cruel.
Once in a while someone will slip flat on their butt, and get up looking really angry, and for some reason you just can't stop laughing...

The weird thing about when I twisted my ankle, is that I had been praying for an injury so that I wouldn't have to do this really hard martial arts test that's coming up, which I'm scared I might fail. (Un-noble of me, I know) but when I twisted my ankle I was like "no-no-no-no, please, just stop hurting, I'll do anything, I just want to keep dancing..." So it was just like a little warning, "be careful what you wish for."

Anyway, my ankle's fine, and I have to do the test on Friday. I'm so nervous I could cry..I haven't worked hard enough for this one, and to fail now *sob*

//T.L.//

So.. I take it .. talking about other people getting hurt cheers you up eh? haha :) same here.. it cheers me up to hurt other people more though... :P lol just kidding. lol
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Heheh, I didn't fail. I thought I would, but at the end I managed to slam through the wood board with my foot, and I made it!!
I am now a white and yellow belt.
Hey, and thanks a lot guys..
You know what hurts alot? When you punch at the wood, and it doesn't break. That hurts.

//T.L.//