HEADLINE: Kristen, aka BBITW, hurts bowling ball lady.

thaaaat's right, bee-otch-ez.
Kristen, who you all thought to be SO INNOCENT... severely injured and old lady. WITH A BOWLING BALL.

i know, i know.
hard to believe.
but it's true.
BELIEVE IT.

Kristen, isn't so kind after all.

taha.

LOVE YOU, KRIS! lmao

THAT IS NOT TRUE.

it was KRISTEN.

i saw it with my own eyes.
as did Wiggity Whack.
though... Wiggity Whack doesn't exactly HAVE eyes.
BUT HE DID SEE IT!

lmao

... it was Kristen.

end of story.

RACHEL!

how could you say that?!
what about all those manwhiches you and i kill?!
huh, HUH?!

=O!

I could never do that to you! I was so worried when you told me!

WIGGITY WHACK LIED! HE LIED!

*breaks down*

maybe... i hate to say it *places back of hand on forehead dramatically* ...maybe he's done it all.

hurt the bowling ball lady.
made the old man growl at you.

to turn us against eachother.
*GAAAASP*

NO!

*picks nose*
*looks at booger*
*eats it*

mm. tasty. =)

*sees your immobile body*
=O!

KRIS!
WAKE UP!
*throws marshmallows at you*

♥ you all. xx.

NatterPatter! {lmao. i don't knowww.}
I MISS YOU.
it's been too long since we've had a retarded conversation. =(