Yo momma is sooo...

Name : N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
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Lets see whos the best trash talker in ur city! Represent it! I'll start it off..but I don't think mine is that great but if u can do better lets see wat u got.

Your momma is so fat that when she went horseback riding the horse had to ride her.

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Tormented
18 years ago

Yo momma is so fat when she turns around they give her a welcome back party

Yo momma is sooo stupid she tripped over a corldess phone

Yo momma is soo stupid she missed the 44 bus and took 22 bus twice

Yo momma is soo fat i have known her all my life and still havent seen all of her!!

(These are not mine i read/heard them somewhere)

- Name : N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
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N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
18 years ago

Thats aight there stilll funny.

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Name : Bitt3rSw33t
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Bitt3rSw33t
18 years ago

I actually am not a big fan of Yo Mama jokes, although I know a lot...Here are a few:

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo Mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.

~The End

- Name : donna
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donna
18 years ago

Yo mama is so stupid she sits there staring at an orange juice carton 'cause it says 'concentrated' on it.. [can't ya tell that came from my 12yr old lol]

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- Name : N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
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N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
18 years ago

it doesn't matter if it was from a TV show b/c thats were I thought of this post. LOL!!

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- Name : XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
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XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
18 years ago

haha your mumma is so fat ... she gets called fat

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- Name : XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
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XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
18 years ago

so lame but your bound to laugh ^^^^^^^ .... come on you know you did

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- Name : eunice gonzalez
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eunice gonzalez
18 years ago

yo momma is so old that her breast milk become powder!

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- Name : Tormented
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Tormented
18 years ago

lol...yo momma is so fat that she broke the richta{sp?} scale? {you are suppose to laugh}

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- Name : mistressxsork
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mistressxsork
18 years ago

The {you are suppose to laugh} .. made me laugh. The joke didn't. I don't like ''Yo Momma'' jokes. They are pathetic and pointless =).

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- Name : Jacob
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Jacob
18 years ago

Your momma's so fat. She couldn't even fit in a chat room.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

your mummas so fat..wens she wears a yellow rain coat..people hail taxi to her

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Nikki
18 years ago

your mummas so fat she tripped ova a cordless fone

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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- Name : Nikki
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Nikki
18 years ago

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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