Whats the stupidest thing u've ever heard someone saying?

a kid once asked me while i was working, could he dive off the diving boared? i just looked at him, and went sure you can...bless him

wouldnt of thought it was funny but his dad came up 10minuets later and asked the exact same thing!

i was laughing in my head-so loud!!

october xx

i actually asked my driving instructor
"why should i look right if im turning left"?

he gave me one of them looks as if to say are you for real?

as soon as i said it out loud i knew it was stupid and shouldnt of said it...something to tell the gran kids though-eh..?

october xx

LOL that's a funny one. I always say stupid things, and hear stupid things alot to. Can't think of any at the moment though. If i do i'll post them. This could be funny if heaps of people contribute. =]

UMmmmm Jess....^what they said^

october xx

mmm, i've heard the stupiest thing ever: "i like dora (my best friend)" _by my crush

check out the 'queers' post below this one

There was someone that was having surgery on her kidneys.. and I asked my grandfather really serious "When is she having surgery on her kidney beans?" I felt super dumb lol

One time I was with my friends to watch a movie, and we were all eating cheese and crackers and having sparkling grape juice (or pretend wine). Friend1 started to complain about the movie so Friend2 told her to "have some whine with that cheese".

Get it, all the wine and cheese, and the weird saying? Eh, okay then.

last year in school some seventh grader asked me if girls poop...i said no and he totally believed me and went and told all his friends...haha!

"It says I have 12% body fat. Then it says I need to have like 30%. I don't get it. Why would it say I need more body fat than I have?"

"I had a hangover so this seemed like a good idea."

the latter, of course, became the title of an unrelated poem.

uhm,
one of my friends in drivers ed
asked;
"but how do i know if its an even or odd number?"

all i had to say was wow...

The only thing i can think of at the moment is my friend asking:
"What's popcorn made out of?"

She felt really dumb after that lol.

i've had my shares of blonde stupid moments

After going through the entire light unit, on the last day of it. "I just realised some thing!! The dark things are dark, because they obsorb light!!!"

And then having to repeat it to the entire class because a teacher heard me....

And when I was like 6.

"Shut up to me" ... Meaning "Don't talk to me" but getting mixed up wtih "Shut up"... My mom still repeats it.

I once asked my math teacher: " Miss where you alive in World War 1?" and i was really seroise(sp!) about it!!

ummm 2/1 is a half

or this mum sayin to her kid as he tries to play on the slot machine ' ure not 18 for another 20 years'

i turned the radio on n my grandad came in moanin is that the radio? so i reply no britney spears is in the kitchen rehearsing. he then replies thats all u kids are interested in makin noise? so i reply didn't u have any fun wen u were a kid? he replies no i was fightin in the war. so i then fianlly reply well u must ahve made more noise than i did!

^ i like the second one!

oy, my friend kali, dumbest thing known to earth, was walking up the stairs, looking at her boyfriend of two months (shes known him for four months) and says "oh my god, glen, your hair is BROWN!"

and then another day, walkling up stairs outside after lunch, she says, "have you ever noticed that the sky is blue? but only sometimes?" i swear, shes a huge dumb@$$ [i didnt know if i was allowed to say that, so i disguised it kinda...yeah, im kinda stupid too]

when i was 5 or 6, i asked my uncle if they had American cheese slices in London and Paris. he still brings it up every time i make yummy grilled cheese.

My friend the other day goes to my boyfriend and I..."What time does the sun close?" He was meant to ask what time the sun went down..

when i was completely out of it i once said:

"When is red thing?"

I was refering to when the red signal light would be coming up. It sounded so funny though because my mom had no idea what i was talking about...

There are so many more though... Even more stupid that i cant think of...

In history class last year, we were looking at a present day map and our project was about the 1600's or something and she goes:

"Wait, did mountains exist back then??"

when i was in the hospital one time and in tutoring this girl asks... and i swear to god that im not lying, because if i were, i would come up with something much more believable... it just really left me in shock.

girl #1: where's africa?
girl #2: i think it's in south america

When kids are being naughty [or just being kids] and their parents ask them..
'Do You want a smack?'.... Like they are going to want one *doh

Once when I was in history my friend was telling a story about her mom to this girl named Rachael and I; the story was:
Friend: When my mom was younger she broke a light bulb and when it fell it cut off the end of her nose.

Rachael: *gasp* How did she breathe???

It was hilarious! =D

There's a party going on on bonfire night this year, and my friend asked me what day it was on. . . .

Bloody fool!

Xx phoebe xX

"My thong is giving me a wedgie..."

WTF?

XD

one time when i was really out of it
i was talking about my little brother with my sister and i said, "do you remember when he was really little and he used to sit in one of those, what are they? You know, those seats you put in the car that the little kids sit on? It seems like yesterday!"

My sister just started laughing at me and said, "It's called a CARSEAT!"

when one of my friends ask me, "you have braces?" right after they saw them...i'm just like how dumb are you?

my boyfriend asked me how i was 10 seconds after i just said i had my rags. i asked him "did everthing i said go in one ear or out the other do guys just not understand?". he went kinda rank at me and said guys dont understand cuz they dont get rags. i just looked at him and imagined him crying over rag pain. hehe. my poor baby

Well me and my little brother thought that the stuff on popcorn was cheese, not butter,

and then like last year my teacher said

A CATTLE OF HERD
instead of a herd of cattle, lol it was funny

XD I had that done to me before.
My teacher asked me if I had a cat in my back pocket.
I was like no that's a comb..

Well. I work at Cici's pizza. For about a week now.

And this woman.. God help her.

She's going through the buffet line, and she looks to me and goes, "Do you have anything other than pizza here on the buffet?"

.. Jesuuuus.

Mine was we were at a school dance and we were waiting 2 get in and i was like i got this shirt for so and so $ @ Hollister and my friend was like hey wered u get that shirt?

Welllllllllll

We were driving my lil stepbro to school and he said "look at all those feathers, poor rabbits" lmao. they were chickens mind you ....... heh heh

We were driving in my Dad's car when my sister looks in the driveway and goes... "Where's Dad car?" My mom and I turned around and gave her the weirdest look, we were in it!! lmao

.:Danielle:.

My friend and I were working on this project and she wanted to go hang out at The Social instead and see this band perform. I told her that we needed to stop procrastinating or we'd never get it done (mind you, this was our 5th attempt to actually start working on it). Her reply was, "Let's just go and we'll just stop procrastinating tomorrow."

I thoght that was pretty funny.

^.^

Ok, well I was born in Canada but currently live in the States so I was talking to some friends about it and Tyler gets this wide eye'd look on his face and goes, did you come by the Statue of Liberty???? I gave him the weirdest look.. Ummm.. no I came over the Ambassador Bridge (which is in Michigan)....

.:Danielle:.

We were at a resturant and the kiddie cups had bendy straws and the kid I was baby-sitting was like "can we keep the straws"

no kid they want them back

Im sure ppl can relate or have even heard this one:

when Jessica Simpson asked if her can of tuna was chicken because it said chicken of the sea.....lmao

OR

when Jessica Simpson asked if buffalos had wings, the day she was eating hot buffalo wings.....lmao

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW haha

After a night of drinking:

"What's the theme song to Fraggle Rock?"

This statement kicks off a 15 minute event of about 5 drunk guys trying to come up with the Fraggle Rock Theme Song. In the end, one of my buddies dials up all of his friends leaving drunk messages asking about the song.

The next morning, he had about 25 messages with people all singing the Fraggle Rock theme song.