Whats the stupidest thing u've ever heard someone saying?

One time, my friend kristen had me read over her English projects, and she said "tell me if there are any spelling errors." so i start to read it and i come across the word "garden" and im like "um kristen, this word is spelt wrong. what it a 'garden' "... she was like "are you kidding me?" and i was like no, whats a garden?... she was like the place where there are flowers... i felt soo stupid hahaha

another time, when i was w. my friend carissa, we were talking and randomly i said "does my dad have a mustache." we started cracking up, bc i seriosuly had nooo idea hhahaha

One time me and my friend were at the mall and i showed her a little dog outfit for her dog and she asked if it came in her size i said no and she said "well i might be able to fit a smaller size" i laughed so hard she didnt relize it was for a dog

This is hilarious, you people crack me up :D

I went out shopping with my mum in my dad's car cos hers wasnt working, when we drove onto our road i saw her car and said "oh mum's home, i thought she went out!" mum looked at me as if i was a complete idiot! lol

when we were out shoppign i went off to get her birthday present and asked her what par cark we were meeting in!!

i say lots of silly things! lol

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Mm I was walking around the mall with one of my mates and I looked at him said " Oh my god I left my glasses back in that one store." He just stared at me because they were still on my face.

Ok ok its my turn... 3 words... I like JELLYBEANS

Haha! those are funny

yesterday i was with one of my friends in the car and she turned to me and said...lets go tanning tonight cuz the sun stll shines when its dark! i looked at her and was liek WTF?

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Lol.

Ha!
My friend was being retarded yesterday. We were naming off good bands and he's like I like AFI and A Fire Inside.....I sat there staring at him and he's like you going name off more or do I have to again. -.- I told him he just said the same bands

^^ haha. yeah thats funny!

i was talking to my friends mandy the other day about cavemen (don't ask why we were talking about cavemnen..haha) and i was like YOU KNOW HOW CAVE MEN HAVE THOSE DRUM STICK CHICKEN LEG THINGYS??? and she gave me a weird look and was like u mean a club?

Oh yeah...

my friend mandy and hr brother were over at my house and we were getting ready to go somewhere and we all were sitting in my living room and my mom has this backless strapless bra thing and she was looking for it. well, all of us were in the living room and my mom was in her room and the next thing i heard was CRAP! I CAN'T FIND MY BOOBS!!!!! omg...we all died laughing...i couldn't contain myself! haha!

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Roflmao!!!

My friend has those bra-pasties-thingys and I took a picture of her with one on her face (it looked sorta like a mask). Then she went over to Bobby to show him the picture and she was all like, "Look at my boob!"

It was so funny.

Yeah...it was one of those stick on bra type things..lol

Those are so weird, lol.

Haha yeah for real!

Fer serious.

I asked if they had myspace in Australia! (World Wide Web)!! I still haven't lived that down!

Lmfao Oh my god I can't stop laughing xD