Purple Cows and Clucking Horses

Froggy's Dream
By: Twisted Heart

I'm just a frog on a lily pad
Sitting in this pond
Waiting for the farmer's daughter
To come along.
I see her everyday, it seems
She's cute as she can be
As she skips along the edge
And takes a look at me.
I lose my tongue when she's around
But I know if I could speak
She'd take me home with her today
And next to her I'd sleep.
So today, I have a real good plan
I've gathered up some rocks
I've left a message by the edge
Where she sits a lot.
Six words I've left for her to read
To change the scheme of things
I hope the words are all spelled right
"KISS ME FOR I'M A KING".
I see her now, as she approaches
And sits along the edge
I move in close so she can reach me
As my words she says
She grabs me hard with both hands
And looks me in the eye
At first she hesitates because
She can't see past my disguise
Then she leans in close to me
And I just can't resist
I take a long hard breath before
I kiss her on the lips.
Nothing happened, I'm still a frog
She feels like she's a fool
Quite a clever little trick
For a frog who never went to school.

may i reserve Mary had a little_________ please

Barnyard Chaos.

Bunnies hopping all around,
doggies going crazy.
Piggies hunting for their food,
the cows are being lazy.

Chickens clucking, laying eggs,
the cockerals are too loud.
Sheep are bleating in a field,
the swans are standing proud.

Horses eating hay and neighing,
goats are bred for cheese.
The farmer thinks he's got it tough,
'Won't someone help me please?'

The dogs escape, they're running round,
chasing a little bunny.
Crashing through the pigsty gate,
the cows think that it's funny.

The chickens tie the cockerals up,
and tell them to be quiet.
The goat decides to go on strike,
thinking the farmer needs to diet.

The sheep jump on the horses back,
they want to go and ride.
The swans find a muddy pond,
in which they all can hide.

All the animals are loving it,
they've never had such a fun day.
Barnyard chaos is too much,
and the farmer runs away.

Every day's a party now,
no more work to do.
Barnyard chaos so much fun,
and way, way overdue.

[hope that's ok lol]

Mary had a little toe
by Silhouette, of something unimaginable

Mary had a little toe
it wiggled, when she giggled
but one day she got a lamb
it walked, and pranced
and STOMPED right on Mary's toe

tra la la la la la la

Mary has a little meal
to fill her belly, along with some friends
Jack and Jill came up the hill
Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
and Jack B. Nimble was very quick
they all sat around just waiting
for the wolf and little red riding hood
the wolf brought the pork
and red brought the desserts
but Mary had a little lamb

Apple Pie In The Sky

Apple Pie In The Sky
oh my oh my...
What can I do to get that pie,
that is so high up in the sky?
Wishing and dreaming...
praying and scheming...
Drooling from the delight,
of such a beautiful sight.
I will give anything for a taste
and would not let a single piece go to waste!

Oh Apple Pie In The Sky
why o' why can't you give me a try?
I can be your friend,
up until the bitter end...
You smell sooo delicious,
its not fair you are being so selfish!
We could even be soul mates,
but I don't know how much longer I can wait.

Apple Pie In The Sky
please o' please don't be shy...
I am nice and sweet,
and don't think of you as just a treat.
I just want to sit here and cry,
cause I don't have the power to fly...
To fly to you is where I want to be,
I will be the one to set you free...
Free from this world of such greed,
greed is not what I have but only a need...
A need that if I don't get will cause me to die,
so please o' please...come to me,
sweet, sweet Apple Pie in The Sky!

Oh Adam, You do so make me giggle. I see you haven't posted it on the main forum so thought I'd let you know how much I enjoyed reading it here. Still lmas.... Jeannie

I'd like to reserve Caterpillar eyebrows xD

x

Bump.. im working on it right now

Field Of Mud

Look at me
Mommy are you watching?
As I jump into these puddles
I am soaked from head to toe

Mommy are you watching?
Do you know who this man is
Why is he grabbing me
And taking me away

Mommy are you listening
Do you hear my tear filled screams
Please come and protect me
Come and take me home

Mommy are you watching?
Do you see him driving fast
His breath smells like daddies
And he's driving funny to

Mommy do you see me?
As I crash through this window
I am soaked from head to toe
As I hit the field of mud

Mommy I am sorry
I tried my very best
But know I am with God
And I am watching you

--oopsies.. i was supposed to make you laugh...

--terra

bumping it up.. wanna read more funny poems :]

so is this contest still going on or what???

Nacho Cheese

There's nacho cheese upon my knees,
I dropped it there when I did sneeze,
The scent is flowing on the breeze,
Rats come running, they love cheese,

There's nacho cheese all over my hands,
It wont come off, I dont understand,
I'll grate it off, it comes in strands,
Oh damn there goes my hands.

Anthill Mishap

Trip Trop
Trip Trop
We're walkin to the top

Flip Flop
Flip Flop
We aint gonna stop

Trippity Trop
Flippity Flop
On our butts we plop

BUMP

Is this over or is it just so far back that noone can find it?

Jeannie

Has this been forgotten about? :[

Anthill Mishap

Quietly doing the daily chores
Feeling the sun beat down once more
Little red dots all going along
Walking to the beat of nature's song

But oh what's this, a space in the line
Where do I go, I've lost my mind
Walking in circles, can't go back
If only I had not lost track

To the right or left, I'm not certain
Back to the start, NO, not again
This food is heavy, and I am hot
I can't believe I left my spot

Now, I look like such a silly fool
Really, this is all so uncool
Hope no one else sees what I've done
I look so stupid as my little legs run

Oh no, they've seen. It's too much.
Wow! This is such a heavy lunch.
They're all backed up because of me.
My anthill mishap for all to see.

By: Jpoet*
Enjoy!

oh no...i didn't see that anthill mishap had been done. I did it yesterday but didn't post. Hope it's okay to enter it twice. Please let me know! Jpoet*

congrats winners!!! =]

Thanks so much for allowing me to enter! And REALLY! Thanks for third! Congrats to everyone! Jpoet*

Congratulations :] xx

CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS.

GREAT POEMS

HAPPINESS
JEANNIE