Things I wish I knew earliar:

I wish I knew that parents really do know EVERYTHING! there sharp i tells yah!

I wish I knew that all dog movies are terrible!!

Hey Travis whatcha doing with that gun? No, no Travis hes your buddy, he's your Yeller! Put the gun down trais, no NOOO THE END!! THE END!!

I wish I knew never to talk about some one because they are ALWAYS standing ear shot.

And never pick up a sick baby because they puke.

I wish I knew that if you cheat once DONT do it again you do GET CAUGHT.

I wish that I knew to watch where I'm walking when I'm wearing a bridesmaids outfit...some dogs don't use toilets you know?

I wish I knew not to shake my head while Im walking. I found out that if you do that, you'll fall down eventually.

I wish someone had told me traffic signs are not sujestions

I Wish I Would Have Enjoyed My Time Being Little Instead Of Wanting To Grow Up So Fast...Because Now I Miss Being Little...Things Were So Much Easier Then.

i wish i knew trees don't get out of the way when your heading towards them

I wish I had known that I loved *guy 1* those 3 years that I knew him, and that I didn't really love *guy 2* all that time. Because if i had known that I loved *guy 1* then I would be with him right now and he wouldn't be with his girlfriend.

Mum was always right!

I wish I knew not too:

Eat chocolate chip cookies when you have the flu

Brush your teach after eating a peach

Kick a piece of clothing on your floor barefoot without knowing what was under it

Feel with your finger how sharp a knife is

Run onto wet tile floors while naked

Try to kick someone with one leg while they are holding the other

Try to walk through a door without turning the door knob

Try to walk outside without checking to see if the glass door is open

Run after a ball in softball without calling it, because somebody else is most likely running after that same ball.

Sit on a suit case that has wheels

Try to kick someone with one leg while they are holding the other (that was hileriaous)

i wish i knew not to:

hiccup during the standerdized testing

I wish I knew all that looks like food might not be food

I wish i knew not al door open for you

LOL Leslie, Simpsons Rock!!

~I wish I had known not to put aluminum foil in the microwave.
~I wish I had known my mom would be upset for using her credit card.
~I wish I had known that not wearing a bra in P.E. was a BAD thing...
~I wish I had known that staring at guys while you are driving will result in hitting a curb and a flat tire.
~I wish I hand known not to learn how to ride a bike near a rosebush.

I wish I would have known that when you get a job you'll need a car and you'll have to pay for it, buy gas, bridge tolls and that you would have other bills to pay too. Yea, that sucks....All that money you make can't be spent how you would really want to.

Cute little furry creatures can bite you very hard.

I wish i knew that Ham, Ice cream and chilli powder sandwiches were not nice

i wish i had known that going in between two dogs while they are fighting was a bad idea

i wish i had known that trusting your friends to push you in a shopping trolley would result in you hitting the curb and going catapulting out with the trolley landing on your ankle

I wish i knew that mixing apple juice and milk will make you sick.

i wish i knew that you should never mix 55 fish together in the same tank. they turn into cannibals if you forget to feed them for about two days...

*I didn't read these all so I might be repeating, Sorry.*

I wish I knew not to open up to someone I thought was a best mate :]

wauw! those fish turned into cannibals?!:|

~I wish I knew not to make fun of teachers while they're standing in front of you~

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I wish I knew that if you wrote a nasty letter to your principal and left it in his office, he'd find out who wrote it

yup. and the remaining 2 fish... one killed the other and my bro poisoned the tank with dish soap. lol o_O very cruel, but that fish was so huge that it looked like it would eat my finger!!

I wish that I knew not to filp off a teacher when another teacher is looking.

Stupid appology letter

i wish i knew that when you're ranting about annoying people, that those same people will of course walk up behind you and hear you...

I wish I knew that broken hearts hurt more then anyone can tell you.

I wish there were more boys that are cuties then with cooties!

I wish school wasn't so long and strict..! uck!

I wish I knew that you can not trust as many people as you think.

i wish i knew not to sit on cushiony chairs after t rains...even if they DO look dry

That it's a really really good idea to eat food before taking you SATs becuase you will get hungry & you can concentrate better

If you're not tall enough to see inside the microwave and what you cooked had water in it, don't pick it up becuase you most likely will drop it (and that hurts... a lot)