making a funny, rhyming poem ...

  • Cantchangeme
    20 years ago

    A man with hose stuck up his nose
    And a hairy man called Lauren Wainwright

  • HOLLY ARMER
    20 years ago

    Well Lauren was a wayward sea man,
    always fighting because of his name.

  • Terri Lynn
    20 years ago

    It was terribly hard on his socail life
    because he had the name of a dame

  • beaver
    20 years ago

    There they chatted for a while
    about life and things they'd seen

  • Terri Lynn
    20 years ago

    When suddenly a hurricane struck
    And Lauren was hit with a beam!

  • Cantchangeme
    20 years ago

    He looked round to see the beam
    And was frightened because it was stuck

  • My Obsεssion
    20 years ago

    He tried and tried to remove it to no avail
    It looked like Lauren was plain out of luck

  • Concealing Words
    20 years ago

    The woman left him all alone
    Lauren was stuck with no one around

  • HOLLY ARMER
    20 years ago

    But along came the man with the hose,
    sneaking upon him without a sound.

  • Rachael/7MidniteTears
    20 years ago

    The man with the hose gave him a scare
    He ran till he lost his legs

  • Robyn Park
    20 years ago

    That was when he found the woman
    and, on his knees he begs...

  • beaver
    20 years ago

    That she will become wife,
    but she needs time to make her choice,

  • vanessarrr
    20 years ago

    They're running like wild beasts
    In yellow polka-dot bikinis...

  • HOLLY ARMER
    20 years ago

    But the lamborghinis got hijacked
    by bears wearing tuxedo's and suits.

  • Lexi Lou
    20 years ago

    one had to pee
    but he fell in a ditch

  • SHYSTY23KO
    20 years ago

    that a bear eating pizza,
    was as easy as 1 2 3