this a good one

whats the most perverted thing you've ever said to a guy/girl or whats the most perverted thing you ever done?

This one time i was walking down th halls of my school and this guy asked me if I had a mirror in my back pocket or somthing... and i said "No...why?" thinking that i had some abnormal bulge in the back of my pants... and then he answered me "Because I see myself in your pants" I don't think i've ever turned redder in my life...