Quotes from my brother.

He may want to kill me after this...

“I’ve snorted smartys before”
“Freakin’ snortys taste good man!”
“You are my cookie, and I am your pancake.”
“Well I wasn’t just going to leave a dead body floating in the pool!”
“Sum-what against the law dude…”
“Let me think what I’m going to think”
“Shhh! Let them roll…”
“I successfully cooked a marshmallow with two flashlights.”
“I was throwing fishy crackers at a retarded cheese.”
“My cell phone doesn’t even have PONG! … But it has mine sweeper.”
“And his brother Jessy, he has a Comoro, a bunch of other cars, *blah blah blah (other manly things),* and a thong.” ((What’s inside the * did not actually happen like that))
“I jumped onto Caleb and started bouncing up and down, and then he swung me around to the front and was like ‘ahhh!’.”
“Don’t worry I’m not on pot.”
“Well, any way, we asked his mom if she’d make us cookies and she made us cookies… They tasted good but looked like cat crap.” (His mom owns a lot of cats)
“Wee! Weee! Wee!-*Crash (fallen chair)* … Don’t ask”.
“Well anyway, to play the matrix you gotta jack into it, and to get out of it you gotta jack out in a phone booth.”
“If I get all As I get a Comoro.” (Very unlikely achievement)
“I was leaning against the wall… I forgot it was wet.”
“So what’s the gay cowboy’s phone number?”
“Oh my god, it’s halo! Is that halo? No? Well then I don’t care about it… Well actually I don’t care about halo.”
“It’s freakin’ cold” (after putting ICE in his mouth)
“I have white stuff all over me”

I took two out in fear of offending or desturbing anyone.

That's hillarious, he sounds genuinly random. Wish my brothers where that funny.

Everything after “Shhh! Let them roll…” was said yesterday.

kind of like this- A Quote from my French teacher about cheese-

"if it tastes like a pool, it may be bad"

haha. . how i love the Alpernator..

Woah, your brother says some pretty random stuff, but your's beats mine any day! lol

Hahah SISTER!! I never knew my brother was so, ermm, gifted...

A lot of those were taken out of contents, expecailly the one with Caleb in it.

**Ignore the orginal error in this post, it has been changed**