Write a terrible poem #725

I have read far too much good poetry lately, so I need you guys to improve my self-esteem by writing the crappiest poem you can.

We`re talking clichès, forced rhyme and worse.

so keep the crap coming

Spiritual Pollyanna

A spiritual Pollyanna
Is singing oh Susanna
Where the rumors roam
In my old Kentucky home

Stephen Foster lost her
Even though the roster
Listed her in Tennessee
She was crying there for me

He was singing for the masses
With his rose colored glasses
In Alabama, don't you see
With a banjo on his knee

Then Pollyanna and Susanna
Hooked up with Rosanna Rosannadanna
It just goes to show if you don’t feel like you’re dying
Your nose is always running from all of that crying

nevermind

lol

Don`t kiss me honey
When your nose is runny
You may think it`s funny
But its not

This is not an original, but its damn funny

So much time,
so much candy,
Training can come inhandy..

I know what you think.. WTF?:P

try reading Window peeker by me I've been told it is not to hot and going by resent rateings neither is "Destruction". Maybe u can tell me what's wrong with them and how to improve them. I hope this helps u out.
Robin

I tipped my toes into the sea
A shark come up and bit off three
Now I am stuck with only seven
The other three went up to heaven.
Or maybe, they still live inside
The shark that over waves, he rides
And my feet that houses toes
Are stuck inside a painted rose.

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Now, that's bad!!!!!

Happiness
Jeannie

^Thanks. I love writing humorous poetry.

Happiness
Jeannie

My life rocks,
when I see a fox.
Although they chase my dog,
and make me jog.
They're still so cute,
there's no dispute.
When I see a fox,
my life rocks.

jump up high,
touch the sky,
but dont cry,
because you will die.

stand up tall,
otherwise youll fall,
in a big hall,
ontop of a ball.

:):):) xxx alex xxx

Walking, Falling, tripping on crumbs
of forgetten bread,
Bread left by birds,
Birds by season,
Seasons left by time
Time left by man
Man left God..

:-) :-) :-) :-).......................:-) :-) :-) :-)

Laugh all you want
shonnette

Read my "Hello and Goodbye" poem, lol. :(

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am an Amish electrician
and I live in a zoo.

I'M A POET
AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
*drum-drum-cymbal*