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Wooot. I got smoooched. haha

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gosh

-Pouts-

Why am I slow? Did I say something wrong??

lol

Wanna hear another story?

There once was a pickle.
Except this pickle wasn't like the rest of the pickles in the pickle jar. THIS particular pickle was orange. Yes, you heard me correctly. It was orange. Lets give this orange pickle a name, shall we? How about Brutus, simply because that name reminds me of a stinky ass.

Well there was a gang of green pickles. And the green pickles saw Brutus and the leader said, "Yo, Pick!", which, I, as a spectator, assume was the equivalent to "yo dawg". But anyways. That's irrelevant.

So Mr. Brutus, politely turns around, though a green pickle is getting a little naughty in his rear if you know what I mean -nudge nudge-.
Brutus screams, "HEY STOP THAT! YOURE TICKLING MY ANUS!"

and the gang leader, Marshall, says "Your mom is tickling your anus!"
And Brutus says back, "Get your mother out of my anus, darnit!".
And so Marshall, highly offended by this implication about his mother being a whore pickle, takes a swing at Brutus, who conveniently ducks. And sure enough, Marshall punches his mother in the face!!!! Marshall shrieks.
"MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND BRUTUS?!"
"What does it look like I'm doing?" She rubs her aching jaw.
"It looks like you're getting naughty with an orange pickle, Ma!"
"Damn right I'm getting naughty with an orange pickle. HE's the best damn orange pickle I ever had!" She screams with joy and shoves a zuchini up Brutus's butt. Brutus looks up at Marshall and smiles. "I TOLD you to get your mom out of my anus!"

........................................-sits and stares-.................................

What a life I lead.
Completely random.
No relevancy.
No consistency.
Just.
Blah.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god. I'm deleting this later.

Lmao

*humps Megan*

Sorry. You look shmexy when you pout. lmao

LMAO
OMG THAT TURNS ME ON.
;o

omg, play what?!?! =O

haha. what'd I do!!!

Sierra made me hungry and horny with the pickle joke. lmao

STINA!!! wants muh babies!!!!

Rawr.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sowwy.
I..uh...like pickles?

I've always had an orange pickle fetish. teehee

GLENDUH.

I want your babiesssss.
I shall cover them in sugar and call them powderpuffs :]]

LMAO!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Too many people put LMAO lol

Ken.. babe. What are you on, where can I get it, was it expensive and WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING?

why you laughin, Kenneth?
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
You stupid PICK!! hehe

I just broke the little LMAO chain =|
Awwe fiddlesticks.

I gave Ken what he has...and no...not STD's. lol

I'm lost.

I can still hump her Jess...her babies might come out deformed...but gawsh. she's so iRRRResistable. sp?

HAHA!

KENNNN!
Glenduh gave you STDs didn't she?
Whatta pooper. Hahaha. ily Glenduuuuh. ;]

And Jess. Be jealous.
I'm having Glenduh's babies. And soon after.
They shall be powderpuff's.

JESS
BRI
KEN
GLEN-DUH
EVERYONE
IFRICKENLOVEYOU.
EEEE>

EWWWWWWWWW
Sicko

Sorry I won't be posting as much.
=[
I'm on the phone with Donnie now.
And i haven't talked to him for what feels like ages. OYE!
But I shall be back!!!!!!!!!!!!

-pokes Ken and runs-

hey. in spanish. MONO=MONKEY!!!

I GAVE KEN THE MONKIES!!! wooooot. lmao

Stina. And our babies shall be bee-ooh-tih-full. =)

AH!! Meh-guns. I love you toooo!! lol

YIPPEEE.

Hahhahaaha

more bee-ooh-tih-full than monkies!?!?
:D :D :D

erm.

nothing in this world can compare to mine and Ken's bee-ooh-tih-full monos.

But i'll try...lol

Banana?!?!?
Where?

LMAO!
Lost.

Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas. :]

LMAO Stina.

Everytime I click 'back to topics' I get utterly lost. Someone draw me a map of this convo? Lol.

*whispers*

Kennnn...what are you doing here!!!??? I'm waiting for Joe!

IMA GO
ILOVEYOU ALL

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dammit i can't keep up! haha

WOOT!!!

*locks closet door*

wait. does it have a lock? lol

Bye Megannnnnnnnnnn!!

Ken's lying!!

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

-pokes you all-

...are you DEAD?

CORPSES!