HELP! i am dying!

Just kidding-i am going to kill myself-just kidding-
my girlfriend left-to work, and i know where she is goingafterwords-back home because she cant wait to tellme that one thing i dont want to hear-its leftovers again!peace dont take this to heart-on yourselves, its
life and sometimes, like sex, it happens so fast-you
dont feel a damn thing!

You are a twisted individual Don...but that's why we all like you so much here!! You wrapped me in w/ that line though...sicko!! kidding!! Thanx for this dip into your life!