Inner Blonde!

I didnt make this up but is really funny and I failed it!

Inner Blonde Quiz
Time to do the inner-blonde test! Pay close attention! There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 5 minutes. DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference!
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1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?
3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
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ANSWERS :
1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2. 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.
3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.
4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5. 9 live sheep.
6. The match.
7. White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
8. 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10. YOU are the driver.

Grading Scale (out of 10)
10 Genius
9 Mensa Member
8 Engineer
7 Student
6 High school pupil
5 Primary school pupil
4 Teacher
3 College lecturer
2 University lecturer
1 Member of Congress
0 Blonde

haha that was funny! I got 3! x.O doh*
Ciao x

lol I got 6

lol i only got 4....

same, I got four right =P

I don't think I got any.... =0

-Jenna.

I got eight right =) but ive done this one before...
I said 13 hours for # 3 and 2 for # 9
(How am I supposed to know the difference between Noah and Moses, or what a wind-up clock does- its the 21st century!!!)

lol, i got 4, i did better then i expected

lol...i got a 5!!!!!

i got 3.. i feel so degraded =P

I got 3 too.. haha.. I'm a blonde too.. =P =]

i got 2.
and i'm not even a blonde.
wow, i feel really stupid.

jeeej 6 :o

x

I got 8 too. x__x the clock thing and the moses. I mean, how am I supposed to know? xD

I got eight!!!!!!!

Posted twice.......lol

1. all of them
2. an hour and a half
3. 13 hours
4. 25
5. 8
6. the match
7. brown? what does a bear have to do with it?
8. 2 because you TAKE them
9. moses didn't have an arch
10. I'm the driver..

I'm a primary school pupil... wow.. i'm dumb

Gen i bet you failed that test! I was on the phone with you last night and you were saying really stupid stuff. You're going to come over to my house after christmas right? call me.

wow, i think i got all but two right. i'm a lot smarter than even i first thought.

lissie

I got nine ....

Oh my goodness. I only got two. Number 5 and the lsat one...

I got one

I got 5 and I've dun most of it b4 ... *slaps self in head* ... I feel so0o0o stupid 4 making da same mistakes all over agen

boo hoo-i only got the match question right!

hehehe, fun though..definatly giving a copy to my sister, lets see if a real mensa member will actually get mensa or blonde!

october xx

Way to boost my self esteem Lola! What a great Best friend you are! JKJKJK! I heart you! And yeah I did fail it!! (terribly!)

I got a one!! lmfao, I only got the sheep question right!! Uncool, trick questions are soooo unfair!! lmao

wow... ummm... i got 1... i didn't think i was THAT blonde, but oh well. those questions were hard!!!!!

*Shawte*

i got 3

i got 7 right!!! but ive heard a lot of those before...

I got 4! Woo-hoo! :]

I got 3!! yay!!!

Wow everyone got atleast one right except me :( i must be dumb

I got 2! lol