Stupid Jokes.

  • BeautifulxMess
    18 years ago

    What are some stupid jokes you know. I want you to put the stupidest jokes you can think of. Lol.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    BECAUSE HE WANTED TO!

  • donna
    18 years ago

    What do You call a three legged donkey?

    A wonkey *doh

  • *shae-natasha*
    18 years ago

    knockknock

    whos there

    shae

    shae who

    shae gilliland

    hahahahaha, i made it up...i am shae gilliland....lol

  • Steph
    18 years ago

    what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

    where's my tractor?

    sorry really stupid joke my friend told me, i laughed to make him feel better....

  • Lema
    18 years ago

    okay steph, that joke...i almost slapped myself it was so lame. i mean, i laughed for like ten minutes cuz its so freakin' pathetic, but i still wanted to slap myself for the fact that ANYBODY can come up with such a joke.
    but thanks for the entertainment :P

  • xxEvilAngelxx
    18 years ago

    HAHA i told this joke when i was on a sugar high and i CRACKED UP i was laughing so hard i cried! Its really not that funny...

    What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

    He fell down!!!

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • Jessica
    18 years ago

    ~ Why did the fish blush??

    He saw the oceans bottom!!!!!

    lol..i love that joke

  • Twisted Heart
    18 years ago

    There was an indian couldn't get no sleep. He'd sleep 2 hours in his teepee and 2 hours in his wigwam. Finally, he went to the doctor and the doctor said he was too tense. Get it? 2 tents. Ha ha. see really stupid.

  • xxmichaelxx
    18 years ago

    LMFAO!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    xxleisaxx

    don't got any....

  • Daenerys Stormborn
    18 years ago

    Shae, that is one of my favorite names. A great character in A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin is named Shae. She is a beautiful prostitute for the prince's nephew, the "Imp," an extremely quick-witted dwarf. She also spies for the queen!

    no jokes, sorry