If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.

Lol. I STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA! mean head!

(watch how many people try trashing me for that!)

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year! Please do not run me over with your sleigh again.

Thanks
Sherry

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Dear Sherry,

You have been a very good f*** up this year, yes. Running you over with my sleigh was just an attention getter, wait until you act up again fool.

Santa

Keep the chuckles coming, this was a good post!

LMAO! That's funny. Haha.
Ok I'm good. :D

Lmfao, Sherry! I love it. Joys..

xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

AHAHAHAHHAA.
These ones made me laugh the most:

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa

"I'm skipping your house." on the Jessica one.

Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
Love, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

&

"First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex." from the last one.

HAHA.x

Rofl. Those still make me laugh. xD

LOL Bob you always make us laugh ..

--Sher

xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex: Thanks, actually it is true in a way ... Takes the belief of Santa and reigndeer to a whole new level!

I like that one "send me your mom I`ll see what I can do ' that was funny!

lmao, if i sent santa to my mom and got a little brother as the outcome would he be Santa's heir? lol

Hey guys you know what i find funny? that this thread didn't get deleted!!!! Also, that Bob posted a thread that if any one else had it would have been deleted and they would have been notified!

Seriously, this post had majorly innopropriate sentesnces-or letters or whatever you want to call them.

So much for doing your jobs.

Merry Christmas. =|

Not trying to start a fight or anything here, but wasn't that just a bit harsh?

Dear Santa,

Can you please make Bob Shanks nicer? He keeps being really harsh and then making up excuses. I’d be really thankful.

Signed Willy

Dear Willy,

Bob’s a good friend of mine, he keeps the whiney runts in line and helps me figure out whom to send my coal. Harsh is synonym for “received to sensitively”. Stop sweating the small stuff and get a sense of humor; really, humorless wimps are easy targets.
Signed Santa

haha. that was so funny
bob, i'll send you my mom.
just kidding.
lol

Dear Santa,
I was just wondering why you never go on a diet? How do you go down the chimney? And making those poor dear drag you around all the time should be animal abuse.

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Dear Leah,
Thanks for telling me where you live. I'll be at your house in a few days, we have some things to discuss.

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Leah: o.o

lol nice one Leah.

omg, those were so funny!

i only read a few. ill read the rest later

haha these were hella funny

I despise Judge Judy.
She reminds me of a woman who lives on a corner...
:|

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

my turn...

Dear Santa,
for Christmas i want ravyn to stay in town, i want my sister to NOT mess with me all year, and i want my dad to stop going to iraq and get the stick out of his bum!
Allanah

Dear Allanah,
you asked for too much!!! youre getting plastic jewlery, just like last year!
Santa