Im looking for a really funny poem...

hey yall im looking for a really funny poem to cheer my best friend up she has been really deppresed latly. can yall hel a gurl out?

please my friend is thinkin bout suicide. really scary. cant yall help a gurl out here?

A poem isn't going to stop her killing herself. But you can. Talk to her, tell her jokes that are so crap that she has no choice but to laugh, remind her of the memories...the times she had fun, the times she can have again, if only she doesn't kill herself

show her you care

that's what will stop her

I Love Cheese! lol...

I suggest you try one of my comforting poems instead... such as "Crying Is Its Own Poem" Or "Deal With It"...

both of those are a lot better...

Peeeeeeee U!
by ѕo ѕєdυcтιvє [♥]

Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell
it's fun to fart out loud
and to relax in the wonderful smell

Eggs,beans, a dead animal,
whatever the smell may be,
to me it smells like roses,
but I'm sure you won't agree

There's loud ones, silent ones, deadly ones,
all of which I personally enjoy
it's just like the happiness of a child,
when mommy buys them a new toy

Other people's farts are gross,
they don't have your personal stench,
especially when they fart in public,
for some clean air, i always clench

if you can't hear a fart,
you can surly smell the scent
it always lingers in the air
and even goes through the vents

farts are just another part of life,
that we all must accept
but sometimes people let one rip in public,
a fart they did not expect.

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