sorry chief fans...

  • january friend
    17 years ago

    hey these got sent to me today, some more funny than others, some suck...oh and go colts!

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

    Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
    A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: a thief.

    Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play
    book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

    Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

    Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    exactly hilarous:))))

  • PoetryHeart
    17 years ago

    OMG THAT IS F*N HILARIOUS! that was sooo funny. my fav:

    Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

    lol so so so true!

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great. I don't watch football but it was hilarious all the same... lmafo... that brightened up my whole day!!!!!
    ~*Perfect Chaos*~