A friendship oath

this is an email forwarded to me by a friend. i know this should probably be put in the friendship section, it makes me laugh for hours on end, so i thought i'd put it here:)

I pledge allegiance to our friendship…

1: When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2: When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3: When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4:Whe you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5: When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining,

6: When you are confused, I will use little words.

7: When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8: When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, and then think about helping your dumb ass up.

This is the oath. I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask; because you are my “friend”.

Remember: A good friend will help you move - - a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.

i got the exact same email and i love it :P
lol, it makes me laugh too, but hey i would do all of dat ^^ and be a good friend aswell :P

really fun...lol

lmao, I love that!! I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read that... It made my whole day!!!

that was so funny. i'm gonna have to show my BFF!

theres another ending i saw... its

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail,
but a BEST friend will be sitting next to you
saying, "MAN we f**ked up, but we had fun!!!"

^^ so true. and that list was FRICKIN hilarious!!

i love that list because its so true! lol

Nice.
I'm the grouch who didn't laugh it seems, but I did smile.

Hilareous. :) Made me smile.