A Really Clever Guy!
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Tricky Daze
18 years ago
John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road
and started to make out hot and heavy.
His date stopped and said,
"I really should have told you this earlier,
but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
John pulled a twenty out of his billfold
and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat
staring out the window.
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?"
John replied, "Well, I really should have
told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver,
and the fare back to town is $25." -
Lovely Bones
18 years agoWow, I'd be so pissed if this happened to me on a date, but I'm not a hooker
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xPerfect Chaosx
18 years agorotfl ^_^ That was a good joke.. hehehe
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Fighter (Ariane L.)
18 years agololl
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xXxAngelEyes007xXx
18 years agothts awesome
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KemistryKia
18 years agolol
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xfAdInGxaWaYx
18 years agoLmao this is a good one!
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Rahl The Layman Lord
18 years ago*shakes head laughing*
