Pirrrrate jokes (good for snarin that first mate...arrr)

If yee got twat it takes, add yer own PIRRRRRRRATE joke!

Ahoy! What is a pirates maiden's name?
Tis "Peggy"

Keep the rally goin lads and lasses!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants. The waitress asks him what it does, and he replies "Yarr, she drives me nuts."