Auntie Flow

Do you know auntie flow?
I do, and I hate her surprise visits!

I remember this post from back in the day!! =)

I remember it too... Aunty flow tried to stain my pants once, but fortunently, the washer beat the stain.

auntie flow visted me on the school bus one day. i yelled at her.

We never had Auntie Flow, we had Mr Perry come to visit us!

i hate any name she has!!!!

especially....

"Santa Claus is comin' to town"

Grrrr!! I HATE it when she comes to visit!!! Argh!!

She stays with me for about 2 weeks at least, sometimes 3. I don't like it!

^^that just got me confused.

ahh my frends didnt tell me auntie flow visited so i walked around like tht for like 2 hours

Auntie Flow attacked me in the middle of the night about two weeks ago and ther was blood everywhere!

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ARGGG i hate when auntie flow decides to stay longer then normal,and come earlier then wanted

she came on christmas day for me...ugh!

how bout when you wake up on your sweet 16 while on vacation in asian paradise--> when you were planning on going scuba diving. yess. probably my best one yet.

It's worse when she kicks you in the guts it really hurts.

ѕo ѕєdυcтιvє [♥] She greeted me on 1/01/07. That was annoying.

My step mom's so nice, she disapeared for a week (at least a month or two back) and took two open packets of pads with her (and any tampons we had) while aunt flow was visiting and I don't beleive aunt flow was around her.. I know she knew aunt flow was bugging me.

GAR!!! ... And she just put my hot-coacoa cup in the dishwasher while I was in the shower, and I'M NOT DONE WITH IT!!! ... Yeah, spontanous bad mood, got from her and her crankiness today.

yes, i have auntie flow visiting at this EXACT moment. and along with her comes pain and... more pain.

off to King Midol! he gets rid of aunt flows backstabbing (literal).

Aunty Flow sucks, especially when she comes right before a dance competition....ARGH

Thats the poem that Luanna wrote... and it's Flo... not Flow, lol

dude aunt flow sux!!!!she should be coming soon... :'( but yea i dont like her she doesnt have a rutine yet and that kinda sux for me...

^^ Rocks for me, I get month long breaks, and then when she does come I surprize everyone by being so freakin' stable and sweet. That's not sarcasm either.

She visited me during exams. As if exams aren't painful enough!

Aunt flow once visited me at my crushes party...
IT. WAS. HORRIBLE. Trust me.

Auntie Flow has made regular, on time visits since day 1, so surprises dont usually occur for me! =)

did you know? during the week of auntie flow, your more forgetful?

have a splendid day. =)

it came for me in the middle of gym class while doing yoga

You have my empathy, i know that is not what you are wanting to hear, but I was raised in a house full of females, with insignificant father figure.. but yeah. Im greatfull for you women, cause without you the world would fall apart... As the saying goes "behind every man there is a wonderfull women." That stands true to this day..
...
Thanks for all that you do..
-Tweakerz-

omg i hate when she visits, luckly my aunt flow only stays for five days while my best friend's stays for seven. ha!

Well.. I'm not really friends with my aunt Flo, let's say it nicely, right ? She hurts me! Every Single Time She Comes, She Hurts Me. And Not Just Hurting, Right. She
Hurts
Like
Hell.

That's all I've got to say about her. And I'm very sick of her. SICK I TELL YA!!

x

The red flow is coming! The red flow is coming!

"You have my empathy, i know that is not what you are wanting to hear, but I was raised in a house full of females, with insignificant father figure.. but yeah. Im greatfull for you women, cause without you the world would fall apart... As the saying goes "behind every man there is a wonderfull women." That stands true to this day..
...
Thanks for all that you do..
-Tweakerz-"

^That has got to be the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I felt it owed some recognition.. :)

^It does, that is a very lovely thing to say!! ^_^

OMG!! This time her visit is terrible, I swear, she beats on me when I sleep!!!!

Tom visits me. (Tom= Time Of Month) =)

wow, auntie flow is really nice to me. she is always on time, she never hurts me and she has never visited me at a bad time

i have only known her for about a year but i don't mind her

sorry to all the gals who got it bad

^^ I don't mind her that much either, shes not THAT bad, the only bad thing is when she hurts me.

the little red train is stopping by in about 10 days.

for about the first year she was nice to me too and always about on time. but then that 12th month came and it started to hurt and now it comes whenever it feels like it. but it was nice during the summer because i didnt have it for almost the whole thing. but then, as previously mentioned, my birthday/tropical holiday came. *glares angrily* so much fun.

you can get tablets to delay it next time if you're going on holiday

i h8 it when she comes

Lmao i had no idea you guys were talking about your periods...i thought you were talking about deb and flow from finding nemo...*sighs*...im so stupid...lol...i call mine TOM..Time Of Month

Uchhhh... My Auntie Flow is here right now, and it ISN'T fun... my friends screwed up my schedule, she wasn't supposed to be here for another week!!

I don't know her.
But I love my aunts.
THey are bitches, though.