I can't remember the name

Hey, I'm looking for a poem. It was posted on here a while back but I can't seem to remember the name or what it was listed under.
It's about, god making the perfect woman and she only has one flaw. a part of it said something about gods helper was saying that she leaks and god said, "no, it's not a leak, it's a tear. and at the end god said something about the only flaw in a woman is never appriciating herself. or something of that nature
Please if you know where I can find this poem, if you don't mind can you give me the link or the name of it. thank you

im srry I've never heard of that poem b4 but I hope that you figure it out cause it sounds interesting and I wanna read it

Well, if it was on here, and it's gone now.. that's because it was plagiarized.

It was written by columnist Erma Bombeck. Here is a link to it:

http://www.hyperlexia.org/bombeck1.html