You kno your canadian when...

Signs Showing You Might be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes

if ya kno any thing else.. just add em...lollz

teehee i luff it

ha. . .this makes me very proud to be canadain =)

Haha. There's no way a Canadian wrote this. It's not possible, there's too many of those stereotypes.

I find it really funny how Americans percieve Canada, or most of them anyway. So this was amusing. :)

You should add how we apparently say 'aboot' lol.

ooo on Punk'd ashton was like. Avril lavigne, you're aboot to get punk'd! ;D

anyway. My best friend is canadian. ;]

Hahaha. I'm Canadian, but what makes my situation worse is dat im Nova Scotian byes an I love that Caneeda. Oh my gosh, I just realized that when I talk its really, really bad... I say things like : " Mum, we got no bread." and I pronouce some words really badly. "Wednesday" is pronouced "Wansdee". "To" is pronounced "tuh". "For" is "fer".

I love Canadians and I'm proud to be one!

Dude, from the sound of this, Canadians kick @ss.. heheh right the heck on..

I guess i'm not Canadian cause I don't get it... But yet I don't get much, but I got the one about them saying eh instead of huh cause my reverend was Canadian. Well I bet If I got them they would be funny to me. oh well. I'm just another damned American! Darn it! And Damned Nation!!!

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rotfl!! I love that!! hehehe, I live in America, but was born and raised in Canada, so all those make sense to me! I was lmfao!! Nice! ^_^
Much Love,
~*Danielle*~

Lol.^

I AM Canadian, and I've NEVER heard anyone say 'aboot', unless we were laughing at the Americans for thinking that we say it.

Too funny, really. :P

haha

Candy bars ?
Pop? Soda?
Pike? high way?
High way? Free way?
Shania Twain? Celine Dion?
Halloween? Snowsuit?
Zee?
Hockey? Popular? He he he
25 degrees? Warm?
Saskatchewan?
grade 12, not the 12th grade? Huh? Or eh?
Eh? Huh?

I’m obviously NOT Canadian or canadian, there’s this thing called a proper noun

I was really good friends with this Canadian boy. *sigh* I miss him

I love Canadian accents

And blimy some people are racist

i think there are quite a few stereotypes in that, but i aggree with most! WHOOOOOO! go canada :D and when "aboot" was mentioned i had no idea what you guys meant....hmmm...i was going to check it in the dictionary, but i read the rest and realised you meant about...well me or none of my friends say aboot...mayb sumwhere more south or sumthing (in canada)...and the poutine thing, is mostly for quebec...

There may be sterotypes, but it's all in fun! It's a funny post!! ^_^ lol, I just aboot.. I mean about, hehe, bust a gut reading these!! Eh!

I've had some pretty weird questions been ask to by americans before like. . .so does it snow in the summer. . .well it's summer now right. . .ya. . . and it's not snowing. . .ya. . .well theres your answer or another one. . .do you know what TV is i mean jeez what do you think I live in a bush,but it's all pretty funny. . .

lol my neighbors canadian. I thought these were funny. I'm canadian too, but I never lived there.

I loved this post. i also really liked that one about Zed instead of Zee, and "aboot". i love it! i am also totally in love with Canadian accents. Have you ever heard of Weird Al, and His song Canadian Idiot? its making fun of the song American Idiot, and i reconised things from this list and the song. totaly love it! GO CANADIANS! {i secretly wish i was Canadian =)}

nothing personal against canadians....but they are so fun to make fun of haha. as for any canadians who might read this...americans are just as bad so dont sweat the small stuff

lol, who doesn't secretly wish they were Canadian?? I mean come on, we are awesome!

I wish I was Canadian... OH YEAH I AM!!
You know you're Canadian when you will walk through four feet of snow to get a Tim Horton's coffee! mmm *drools*

lmao, they have the best doughnuts! YAY! Although you don't have to walk very far to find one, lmao

LMFAO
This is hillarious

Ya you should definitely add the thing that we say aboot...ive never heard 1 person say that....

i just thought of a few more

You know that the eagle is the american symbol but there are more eagles in Canada then the United States.

ahh i forget the other one i had...

Oooh well...i can proudly say i dont keep a pistol in my nightstand for safety...

because....

I AM CANADIAN!!!

lol

We (canadians) have accents.......... i didnt know that

awe, i love it x33333

Omg... Tim Hortons is like the best! They have the YUMMIEST doughnuts! Mmmm now I want some... Thanks Kirsten, way to go, lol
Much Love,
.:Danielle:.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll up the rim time!!
has anyone won anything good?
I won the opportunity to "please play again"

oh me too! and you get sooo excited when you think you see the writing, and you think it says something else....but it doesnt :(