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I'm Adham and i can listen to any problem and solve it! so let 'er rip and throw me your toughest problem in life and i'll help you solve it!

Ok, here goes...

I had my leg amputated and I need to grow it back on the double. What can I do to speed up the regeneration process?

Haha......yaya...you see here.......i got a problem..
i have a gf and we been 4 years together...i wanted to get rid of her but couldn't because somehow i feel i got the responsibility and i dun know i love her or not......

luvmeluvr i'm afraid u got a serious issue there..i can help u if u giv me u'r adress ;) lolz...

YAP mate..about u'r gf well screw her if u dun feel the love n more then mate i gotta tell u this..YOU'R NOT RESPONSIBLE 4 HER! (unless you're her father)

ooer i got a problem! a real one! ready for this!? okay...well...first, i was going to school, and i stepped in dog poop...i mean this is nasty stuff...it smells terrible...and then when i got on the bus we almost tipped and i got so scared i pissed myself...then i got to school and everyone was laughing cause i pissed myself and then i was sitting in class and someone was chewing gum and they threw it and it went in my hair, then the teacher cut it out and she messed my hair up...then at lunch time i was about to sit down at the table and someone put melted chocolate down...and it looked like i pooped myself, so i pissed myself, looked like i shit myself...my shoes smelt like poop, which made the looking part even worse...and my hair was all cut wrong...then i was doing my work and someone walked by and hit me and i turned around and they did to and they knocked my glasses on the floor and at the same time someone walked by and stepped on them, so i couldn't see, and teacher wouldn't let me be excused from homework cause i couldn't see...on the bus home someone threw spit wads at me and tripped me when i was getting off, i fell down the stairs and the bus drove over my leg and its crushed now...then i got home and my dog bit me because i smelt like other dog poop...help me please.

-Mortalidaga
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lolz crimson..i don't believ u but if al those things happened 2 u then u must have heaps of adventure in one day...and i wouldn't be depressed if those things happened to me..i'd laugh!! come on now cheer up! :)

sorry 4 causing a problem 4 u but u'r da one who's like hooking up with a dude on this site called GT...it's not fair :( i really do love u with all my heart :(

I got a big problem

:( Theres an angry mob of mexican men wearing plaid skirts and playing bag pipes outside of my window every morening. and when i have to go out to get on the bus they chase me and play their bag pipes faster and faster wile carrying torches and over sized eating utensles. so i end up running to school, by the time i get there i'm too tired to sit up in class :( and i fallz asleep. and then i get sent to the office, and when they see how skinny i am from all the running i do they think i'm anarexic :'( and send me home. and mommy always makes me take napz cuz i'm always so tired, and they even make me eat breakfast in bed on the weekends. its all because of the angry mob of mexicans :'(

What should i do o wise one? (This is seriouse!!)

yeah, really... any tips?

I unno blackbird, this sounds really bad....My only tip is to throw purple and green spotted ostrich eggs at the Mob of Mexicans, and sling your dirty, pooped-on underwear. Another thing that might help, is Whistling. Mexicans hate Whistles. Try whistling "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...twice :}...anddd..Twirl around 3 times...flap your arms like a chicken...and yell "BOOGEY WOOGEY TIME" And then they should be gone. Hope my tips help. Good luck to you, Sorry for your situation xxxxxxx

-Mortalidaga
xxTakeCarexx